How many things are automated in your day? Your banking, your shopping, your love life? Well if PETA has its way, Groundhog Day will soon join them. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals want to save Punxsutawney Phil from the media circus that accompanies his annual prognostication on the length of winter. PETA [...]
Why do all of these animal attack stories have common elements? Yet again we have the requisite: alcohol, young people, and the breaking and entering a secured animal habitat. I drink quite a bit and I’ve been to a zoos. And yet it has never occurred to me during a drunken haze to go get [...]
An animal attacks a zoo patron… at the Berlin Zoo. I always assumed Germans were smart people, not the sort to jump a fence during feeding time. Somehow this woman decided that she would get into the walled off polar bear habitat– it turned out about as well as you would think. The bears attacked [...]
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