Sep 022010
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The body of a prominent Bakersfield physician has been found wedged in her estranged boyfriend’s chimney.  Chim chiminey, Chim chim cher-ee the doc was not as lucky as luck can be. Jacquelyn Kotarac, a 49-year old doctor, had been in a troubled on-again, off-again relationship with William Moodie. On Aug. 26 Kotorac who had been [...]

Aug 112010
10 Worst Fashion Faux Pas

We are Anglophiles here and tend to agree with most things that cross the pond.  So when the Telegraph came out with their list of the Ten Worst Fashion Faux Pas,  I was intrigued.  The stuff that I try to turn a blind eye to gets on their nerves too. 10 worst fashion faux pas [...]

There are no pictures of this fight, so just use your imagination-- add the sumo suit, the guy in the Snickers costume, and the bottle of Smirnoff Ice.

There is no punchline for this story, its perfectly absurd the way it is. From the Hearld.ie in Ireland: A reveller at a fancy dress party in one of Dublin’s best known gay bars attacked her ex-girlfriend in a row over a novelty wrestler’s suit. Sandra Talbot (32) assaulted her ex-partner with a bottle she [...]

Chinese Woman Seeks Jessica Alba Via Surgery

Hey honey, its almost Valentine’s Day.  You know what would be a great present?  If you would completely abandon your self-esteem and go under the knife for me.  That’s right, if you want to be with me… I think I’d enjoy this relationship much more if you looked like Jessica Alba. I couldn’t make that [...]

Jan 122010
We Have No Women Today

If you’re in your 20s, single and into Chinese guys, I’ve got great news for you.  In the 1980s China began it’s now infamous one child policy.  To be fair, I can see their point.  It is the most populous country in the world. There was a very real threat of overpopulation and a general [...]

Dec 062009
Ten Most Famous Mistresses

So Time.com compiled their list of history’s ten most famous mistresses.  I can only ask– are they out of their mind!  They put Tiger Woods’ side piece, Jaimee Grubbs at the top of the list.  She schtupped a pro golfer, not a politician.  And she’s not the only one he was seeing.  Here is Time [...]

The Lady Or The Tiger, A Study in Humiliation and Shame

Why is it that when a husband is caught in an act of infidelity, the wife is always the humiliated party? Tiger Woods has pretty much been busted for cheating on his wife, with what appears to be a slew of strikingly similar looking chicks. At first I admired his wife for allegedly going after [...]

Dec 032009
Shiny Suds Promotes Rape

This week’s award for missing the point goes to readers over at the blog Shakesville and its Today in Rape Culture page.  They took offense to an ad that was part of a viral campaign for household cleaner company Method. The Association of National Advertisers and Method see the ad as supporting the Household Product [...]

Brits Are Ugliest In The World‎ So Says Elite Dating Site

Reuters picked this up today, Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to dating website BeautifulPeople.com.  Fewer than one in eight British men and just three in 20 women who have applied to the “elite dating site” have been accepted.  The site was founded in 2002 in Denmark and went live internationally [...]

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