Silver screen icon, Jane Russell, died at age 89 of respiratory illness at her home in Santa Maria, California. The entertainer was best known for being the “figure” that launched film producer Howard Hughes’ five year battle with Hollywood censors over the 1940′s western, The Outlaw. In a marketing move that seems rather quaint today, [...]
I know he had a guitar serenade, he was on one knee, but it was so cheesy. And not in a good way. This move isn’t ghetto and its not even white trash. At least white trash would have decency to propose at a Stuckey’s or even a Red Lobster. What little girl dreams of getting an engagement ring, next to the Sbarros, adjacent to the Steak and Shake, surrounded by flatulent retirees and texting mallrats?
I will grant you that competitive cheerleading at the high school and college level is a real sport and that what we see on NFL sidelines is just an excuse to sell calendars. So when I saw this story out of Nebraska, I was confused. An 11-year-old girl who was thrown off a Nebraska elementary [...]
The body of a prominent Bakersfield physician has been found wedged in her estranged boyfriend’s chimney. Chim chiminey, Chim chim cher-ee the doc was not as lucky as luck can be. Jacquelyn Kotarac, a 49-year old doctor, had been in a troubled on-again, off-again relationship with William Moodie. On Aug. 26 Kotorac who had been [...]
We are Anglophiles here and tend to agree with most things that cross the pond. So when the Telegraph came out with their list of the Ten Worst Fashion Faux Pas, I was intrigued. The stuff that I try to turn a blind eye to gets on their nerves too. 10 worst fashion faux pas [...]
There is no punchline for this story, its perfectly absurd the way it is. From the Hearld.ie in Ireland: A reveller at a fancy dress party in one of Dublin’s best known gay bars attacked her ex-girlfriend in a row over a novelty wrestler’s suit. Sandra Talbot (32) assaulted her ex-partner with a bottle she [...]
Hey honey, its almost Valentine’s Day. You know what would be a great present? If you would completely abandon your self-esteem and go under the knife for me. That’s right, if you want to be with me… I think I’d enjoy this relationship much more if you looked like Jessica Alba. I couldn’t make that [...]
If you’re in your 20s, single and into Chinese guys, I’ve got great news for you. In the 1980s China began it’s now infamous one child policy. To be fair, I can see their point. It is the most populous country in the world. There was a very real threat of overpopulation and a general [...]
So Time.com compiled their list of history’s ten most famous mistresses. I can only ask– are they out of their mind! They put Tiger Woods’ side piece, Jaimee Grubbs at the top of the list. She schtupped a pro golfer, not a politician. And she’s not the only one he was seeing. Here is Time [...]
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