Sweet Trojan Ad So Much Funnier than Network Sitcoms

OK this commerical is funnier than NBC’s Perfect Couples and Outsourced. Hell its got more intelligence than Two & Half Men.  Obviously, America’s best comedy writers are working for Trojan.

Feb 262011
 
Food Court Proposal Gone Wrong

I know he had a guitar serenade, he was on one knee, but it was so cheesy. And not in a good way. This move isn’t ghetto and its not even white trash. At least white trash would have decency to propose at a Stuckey’s or even a Red Lobster. What little girl dreams of getting an engagement ring, next to the Sbarros, adjacent to the Steak and Shake, surrounded by flatulent retirees and texting mallrats?

Dec 242010
 
Holly's Rant on You Tube Sensations

I was watching clips from the Today show today and they had that kid who got a book for Christmas. Needless to say he was not thrilled and proceeded to call it poo. Fair enough. I know I’ve gotten my share of poo gifts through the years. The clip is, apparently, a big hit on [...]

 
Computer Love: Man Marries Videogame Chick

Is it me?  Why can’t I find something mundane or boring about Japanese culture?  In what surely must be the first wedding of its kind, a man has married an anime videogame character. Last Sunday, a man named Sal9000 married the love of his life. Her name is Nene Anegasaki, and she lives inside of [...]

 
Bride and Groom Win Skyscraper Race and Free Wedding

As if wedding planning isn’t hard enough, why not dangle the prospect of a free wedding in front of a few desperate brides and grooms.  What’s the catch?  You have to race nine other couples up 1,144 steps of a Tel Aviv skyscraper.  And do it while wearing white wedding gowns and grey tuxedos. I’ve [...]

Sep 042009
 
Millionaire Wedding Singers for Hire

There maybe a world wide recession going on but that doesn’t stop people from going all out for their weddings.  Got a few million dollars to burn?  Then check out this list of this list of the world’s 12 most expensive wedding acts as compiled by the U.K.’s Living TV. 1. Rolling Stones – $8M [...]

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