If you grew up in the 1970s and 1980s, there were three things that defined vampires: Christoper Lee’s Dracula movies, Anne Rice novels and Dark Shadows. That was it. There were no pussy whipped vampires that shimmered in the sunlight. The vampires of my youth were there to feast on the necks of buxom women; not go steady with high school girls in training bras.
Are we about to jump the shark on the whole vampire thing? I love vampires– they’re interesting, mysterious, and kinky in a Gothic horror way. But a mash-up with Abraham Lincoln? Seth Grahame-Smith has penned the just released Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. If you’ll recall last year Grahame-Smith wrote the well received Pride and Prejudice [...]
This being the last week of the decade, which I’ve been told we’re calling the Oughts, I thought I’d go over a few things we learned. In no particular order: If you want to be famous and you’re not 17 years old yet, then the path is clear… do drugs, go crazy, do a stint [...]
So I was reading Brian Lowery’s review of ABC’s V in Variety and he keep going on and on about how attractive Morena Baccarin, the lead alien is. It got me thinking about well dressed seductive evil. And who is at the top of that list– Lord of the vampires… Dracula. But there are so [...]
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