Folks if you prefer salty dogs to rusty ventures, then your ship has come in. Just in time for Valentines Day, are you turned on by the Gordon’s Fisherman or Captain McCallister from The Simpsons? Well, you no longer have to cry “Mayday!” to find that special seaman. SeaCaptainDate.com! is the only website dedicated to Sea Captains and the women (or men) who love them.
Hey honey, its almost Valentine’s Day. You know what would be a great present? If you would completely abandon your self-esteem and go under the knife for me. That’s right, if you want to be with me… I think I’d enjoy this relationship much more if you looked like Jessica Alba. I couldn’t make that [...]
Well, it’s that time of the month when we appreciate someone new. Someone deserving and slightly under the radar, last month it was the fabulous Bill Nighy. This month, what with Valentine’s Day around the corner and all, we’ve decided to salute Colin Firth. Because nothin’ says lovin’ like a guy in a wet shirt. [...]
Britain’s Roman Catholic Church is advising lovelorn singles to direct their February 14 requests for love to St Raphael, rather than St Valentine. Over the years St Valentine has come incorrectly to be associated with finding love, the Church says. He is the patron saint for those who have already found their soulmate. St Raphael [...]
Because nothing says “I love you”, better than a pair of 18k gold diamond stud earrings and a .45 semi-automatic pistol, one business owner in Wisconsin is fighting the recession with a unique offer. The owner of General Coin and Gun Exchange in Eau Claire came up with the idea to give away a free [...]
Show your support for stamping out chauvinism in India and join The Pink Chaddi Campaign on Facebook. The Pink Chaddi Campaign is, “a consortium of Pub-going, Loose and Forward Women” who enjoy a good pub crawl and are living in the 21st century. Unfortunately, this pisses off the Sri Ram Sena, a radical Hindu group [...]
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