Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead

A dwarf porn star who was billed as Gordon Ramsay’s double has been found dead under bizarre circumstances, according to the UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.  Percy Foster’s 3 foot 6 inch body was discovered in a badger’s den in Wales. The Sunday Sport ran with an appropriate tabloid headline. The report says the diminutive [...]

My Facebook Date Made Me His Getaway Driver

Oh, Facebook thank you for bring two star-crossed young people in South Wales together.  Leah Gibbs, 23, was looking for love online.  21-year-old Adam Minton was secretly looking for something different– a getaway driver. The two decided to go out on a date after meeting on Facebook.  Gibbs’ plan was to spend an evening watching [...]

For The Dying, A Vinyl Offer of Immortality

And on the other end of the music spectrum… yesterday we dealt with music for babies.  Today we turn to music for the dead.  Literally.  A British company called And Vinyly will turn your remains into vinyl when you die. Or if you’re not dead yet you can have a body part pressed into vinyl.  [...]

Worst Place for Walking Dead Ad, Outside a Funeral Home

The zombies of AMC’s hit show The Walking Dead have landed in Britain with a marketing campaign that includes the requisite on-air promos and outdoor billboards.  Just one problem, Clear Channel the firm that posts the billboards made a mistake. Yup.  They put up a large billboard for the show outside a funeral home.  More [...]

Airline Passenger Fined For Chainsaw

Last month, Alan Hanson pleaded guilty to a breach of the Air Navigation Order (Dangerous Goods) Regulations in the U.K.   He was given a conditional discharge and ordered to pay £1,000 ($1,600) in court costs for traveling on an airplane with a chainsaw in May 2010. Airport security staff were alerted to the smell of [...]

Mar 252011
Offensive Geography

What’s in a name?  Sometimes its something that is patently offensive to people.  And sometimes a name just sticks and nobody gives it thought until its pointed out that its a silly name. Kudos to Brits and their Comic Relief Red Nose Day.  For some reason we here in the States think we’ve conquered all [...]

Cupid Strikes Sailors, Places Wife On No-Fly List

Folks if you prefer salty dogs to rusty ventures, then your ship has come in. Just in time for Valentines Day, are you turned on by the Gordon’s Fisherman or Captain McCallister from The Simpsons? Well, you no longer have to cry “Mayday!” to find that special seaman. SeaCaptainDate.com! is the only website dedicated to Sea Captains and the women (or men) who love them.

Catholics Mocked By Ice Cream Ads

This latest ecumenical brouhaha is brought to us by UK ice cream brand Antonio Federici Gelato Italiano.  They stirred the pot with these “shocking”  ads last year. The company was then investigated by the UK’s Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) after a complaint was made on the grounds that the ad was demeaning to people who [...]

For College Freshmen, Cursive is Dead and Fergie Can Sing

Each August since 1998, Beloit College has released the Beloit College Mindset List. It provides a look at the cultural touchstones that shape the lives of students entering college this fall. It was originally created as a reminder to faculty to be aware of dated references, and quickly became a catalog of the rapidly changing [...]

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