This just seems like a case of lame technology run amok. The June issue of Playboy features a 3-D centerfold. Not the Avatar IMAX 3-D stuff, we’re talking the old school red and blue glasses kind of 3-D. “What would people most like to see in 3-D?” asked Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. “Probably a naked [...]
This being the last week of the decade, which I’ve been told we’re calling the Oughts, I thought I’d go over a few things we learned. In no particular order: If you want to be famous and you’re not 17 years old yet, then the path is clear… do drugs, go crazy, do a stint [...]
So I was reading Brian Lowery’s review of ABC’s V in Variety and he keep going on and on about how attractive Morena Baccarin, the lead alien is. It got me thinking about well dressed seductive evil. And who is at the top of that list– Lord of the vampires… Dracula. But there are so [...]
As Summer TV programming begins to fade away, Geppetto asked, “Which town is the most dangerous place to live, Eureka of SyFy Channel’s Eureka or Bon Temps of HBO’s True Blood?” For my money, its Eureka. You’re basically stuck in a science fair cluster f*ck. Walking down the street you suddenly realize your skeletal structure [...]
I know I have crap taste in television shows for the most part. My reason for watching a show ranges from dumb to… well dumber. I may watch because I like one or more of the actors. I may watch because it’s based on a foreign show I like or it is at least familiar [...]
This week I caught up on the stuff milling around on my DVR that I failed to watch the week before. Because I was reading. However, I am an avid fan of spectacularly bad TV. I particularly love the bounty of craptastic splendor on the VH1 dating shows and their various spinoffs. I fell in [...]
What is the fascination with this particular form of supernatural creature? They aren’t sexy or smart, they are just the opposite hideous and mindlessly dull. Its just a waddling hunk of decomposed flesh wandering about. As mystical creatures go, I prefer vampires. They look good most of the time (my vanity stays intact), they sleep [...]
Fishnets, body piercing, and latex. This is how I imagine Fangtasia, the vampire bar on True Blood, would look on a Saturday night. But this is real life and Mickey Mouse is standing next to me. Let me back up. I like Disneyland. I don’t love it, but I do tend to go at least [...]
I really like the show. It makes me feel like premium cable is actually worth it. I’m finally getting over the fact that HBO canceled Deadwood and Rome, two of my favorites. So I’m watching tonight’s episode and who appears as a vampire… Steven Root. Umm. Are we sure about this? Vampires are either supposed [...]
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