Michele Bachmann Vanishing Before Our Very Eyes

Last night’s, GOP debate was funny for a number of reasons.  We finally got to see the squinty-eyed Rick Perry mix it up with the rest of the Republican jokefulls.  Looking at the assemblage of candidates on stage at the Reagan Library, I couldn’t help but laugh.  Rick Perry and Mitt Romney sucked all the air [...]

 
Karl Rove Maybe Right, But The Cool Kids Don't Care

I never thought that Karl Rove and I would agree on anything.  But I’m glad that the man called a spade a spade when he said, “If you look underneath the surface of the Tea Party movement you will find that it is not sophisticated.” He went on to explain that the Tea Party and [...]

 
Is It Too Late To Put Elvira On The Ballot?

As some of you other there have gathered I can’t stand Christine O’Donnell, Republican candidate for Senate in Delaware.  She and her Teabagging ilk are the bottom of the barrel in American politics.  Not that the current crop of mainstream Democrats and Republicans are better– its just that they seem to have a better grasp [...]

 
Christine O’Donnell, Tea Party Princess not a Witch

Am I the only one who finds it disturbing that in the 21st century a US Senate candidate should have to open a campaign ad with, “I’m not a witch”?  Didn’t that kind of thing go out of style in Salem circa 1693?  Apparently not.  But that’s not O’Donnell’s only problem. No Christine O’Donnell, you’re [...]

Oct 042010
 
Brazilian Clown Wins Election

Fun fact to know and impress your friends with… Brazil has a literacy requirement for elected office.  That’s right.  The Brazilian Constitution does not allow illiterate candidates to hold legislative and government office.  They like to try and keep unqualified persons from entering government– I’m looking at you Christine O’Donnell.  How did this fun fact [...]

May 242010
 
Rand Paul, Tea Party Superstar

Rand Paul really isn’t helping the Tea Party Movement.  The Republican U.S. Senate candidate has the name recognition of his father and the wing nuts from the Tea Party to thank for his surprise primary win last week.  While basking in the afterglow of his win he decided to stick his foot in his mouth [...]

Mar 292010
 
When Mimes Attack Xenophobes

So I don’t agree with this guy’s politics, but I don’t think when he woke up that morning to exercise his constitutional rights to free speech he thought– I’m going to be assaulted by mimes. Obviously, Roy Beck expected trouble because he brought bodyguards.  Mr. Beck is director of the immigration restrictionist group, NumbersUSA. He [...]

 
Planning to Overthrow US Goverment, It'll Cost you $5

I would really like to take South Carolina seriously as a state.  But I can’t.  Part of it is the Mark Sanford thing.  Some of it stems from silly legal things like taking forty-nine years to ratify Nineteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, guaranteeing women the right to vote.  The state legislature didn’t think [...]

 
Tea Party Stewing Over Captain America Slight

Issue 602 of Captain America finds the title hero investigating a right-wing anti-government militia group called “the Watchdogs”. Hoping to infiltrate the group, Captain America and his African-American sidekick The Falcon observe an anti-tax protest from a rooftop.  The protesters depicted are all white and carry signs adorned with slogans almost identical to those seen [...]

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