A dwarf porn star who was billed as Gordon Ramsay’s double has been found dead under bizarre circumstances, according to the UK tabloid The Sunday Sport. Percy Foster’s 3 foot 6 inch body was discovered in a badger’s den in Wales. The Sunday Sport ran with an appropriate tabloid headline. The report says the diminutive [...]
So are things so bad in Russia that fetishists have to get their freak on in public? Or are things so good in Russia that fetishists don’t worry about public opinion and they just let their freak flag fly? Somebody please tell me. It’s like a poor man’s (a really poor man’s) Lars and the [...]
Finally found a downside to avoiding broadcast network television, I hadn’t seen Iliza Shlesinger before. She was the first woman to win Last Comic Standing. Luckily, I caught her Comedy Central special. Jokes.com Iliza Shlesinger – Physical Indicators comedians.comedycentral.com Jokes Joke of the Day Funny Jokes Jokes.com Iliza Shlesinger – Doggy Style comedians.comedycentral.com Jokes Joke [...]
OK this commerical is funnier than NBC’s Perfect Couples and Outsourced. Hell its got more intelligence than Two & Half Men. Obviously, America’s best comedy writers are working for Trojan.
How is it that Conservatives and folks on the Religious Right are always obsessed with sex but never violence? Is it because the rest of us look like we’re having fun and they hate us for it? Start with the perpetually whiny, Parents Television Council whose mission statement is “to restore responsibility and decency to [...]
Yet another reason to not take evangelical Christians seriously. Its not that there aren’t some nice ones out there, its just that the loud ones like to mug for the camera and tell everyone else how to live. This group of Bible thumpers has jumped off their morality high horse long enough to give us [...]
I’m a sports fan. Not to the extent that I’ll paint my face or assault someone because they’re wearing a rival jersey, but I understand rooting for a favorite team. I just can’t see taking it to the extreme that superfan Susan Finkelstein did. Susan Finkelstein, 44, is currently on trial in Pennsylvania for attempting [...]
The Parents Television Council is threatening to declare war on CW Television Network affiliates who broadcast next week’s Very Special Threesome episode of Gossip Girl. In a letter to stations, PTC chief windbag Tim Winter blasts the scheduled storyline as “reckless and irresponsible” and claims the show is “expressly targeted to impressionable teenagers.” The head [...]
And congratulations to Lonesome George, a Geochelone abigdoni tortoise thought to be the rarest living creature on the planet. George is a native of Pinta, an isolated northern island of the Galápagos Island chain. How rare is he? Scientists found him in 1972 and moved him into captivity. He is the only living member of [...]
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