Karl Rove Maybe Right, But The Cool Kids Don't Care

I never thought that Karl Rove and I would agree on anything.  But I’m glad that the man called a spade a spade when he said, “If you look underneath the surface of the Tea Party movement you will find that it is not sophisticated.” He went on to explain that the Tea Party and [...]

Ben Quayle Chip Off The Old Blockhead

I thought that Eric Massa from New York took the cake for weird politicians.  But now we have a new contender, one with a serious pedigree.  Meet Former Vice President Dan Quayle’s son, Ben, who is running for Congress in Arizona.  For those of you to young to remember Dan Quayle combined the media savvy [...]

May 242010
Rand Paul, Tea Party Superstar

Rand Paul really isn’t helping the Tea Party Movement.  The Republican U.S. Senate candidate has the name recognition of his father and the wing nuts from the Tea Party to thank for his surprise primary win last week.  While basking in the afterglow of his win he decided to stick his foot in his mouth [...]

All Ladies Love LL Cool J... except Sarah Palin

First let me say say that I am convinced that all ladies love LL Cool J.  My mom loves LL Cool J. Really, what’s not to love?  Sarah “maverick, pretend(and real) gun-shooting, chronic winker and evader of questions” Palin has a new special that’s suppose to air on, surprise, Fox News Channel called “Real American [...]

Tea Party Stewing Over Captain America Slight

Issue 602 of Captain America finds the title hero investigating a right-wing anti-government militia group called “the Watchdogs”. Hoping to infiltrate the group, Captain America and his African-American sidekick The Falcon observe an anti-tax protest from a rooftop.  The protesters depicted are all white and carry signs adorned with slogans almost identical to those seen [...]

Palin Going Rogue and Running on Fumes

I tried to ignore the former Alaska governor.  I didn’t say a word when she quit her job last July. I didn’t say anything sarcastic when she and David Letterman went round and round.  But now I think she needs some advice.  She’s on her book tour for “Going Rogue“, she’s been on Oprah, and [...]

Oct 252009
Happy Birthday to Us

12 months and we’re still alive and kicking,  I’m not sure what to make of the last year.  We’ve seen a global economic meltdown, the cancellation of Jon & Kate Plus 8, the election of a Black U.S. President, the birth of singing sensation Susan Boyle, the flame out of Sarah Palin, the introduction of [...]

Teabagging- The New American Pastime

At first it was funny… now its just pathetic that this manufactured thrust of the headless Conservative movement has latched on to teabagging.  How outside the mainstream are they that they proudly talk about their teabagging prowess?  Ok to be fair these are the same people who thought the Village People were straight, that the [...]

Mar 052009
My Governor is Better Than Yours

Yes, members of his own party hate him.  But come on, you have to envy my governor.  He doesn’t have to pander to the media or bow before the alter of Rush.  Sure his approval ratings in his own state have hit new lows, but has yet to embarrass himself on the national stage.  Esquire [...]

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