Tomorrow is the big day, if you think 89-year-old California radio preacher Harold Camping is right, the world will end on May 21. Set your watches or smartphones, Harold Camping’s prediction is that at 6:00 pm local time in each of the world’s regions — starting in New Zealand at 0600 GMT — the Rapture will happen. The Rapture, when all true Christians will ascend into heaven and join their vengeful anti-socialist, homosexual hating, pro-gun loving God.
Its a little difficult to tell, but the end maybe nearer than you think. Crack religious nuts or should that be religious nuts on crack are telling us that the Rapture is coming this May. Apparently they’ve read the Bible (don’t they all say that) and they are certain that May 21st, 2011 is Judgement [...]
If this is Satan’s work, then I’m not all that impressed. So Satan made a teenage girl, behave like a teenage girl? The Evil One made Billy Ray’s daughter engage in underage drinking, wear inappropriate clothing, pole dance, try drugs and have candid photos circulating on the internet– all those pedestrian events that seem to [...]
What is it? Ecclesiophobia is the fear of church. People you’re most likely to encounter with this phobia: Vampires Tweens trying to be hard core Goths. Its not clear whether its a fear of the building itself or the people in it. I myself prefer structures that look like a place of worship and not [...]
How is it that Conservatives and folks on the Religious Right are always obsessed with sex but never violence? Is it because the rest of us look like we’re having fun and they hate us for it? Start with the perpetually whiny, Parents Television Council whose mission statement is “to restore responsibility and decency to [...]
This latest ecumenical brouhaha is brought to us by UK ice cream brand Antonio Federici Gelato Italiano. They stirred the pot with these “shocking” ads last year. The company was then investigated by the UK’s Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) after a complaint was made on the grounds that the ad was demeaning to people who [...]
Yet another reason to not take evangelical Christians seriously. Its not that there aren’t some nice ones out there, its just that the loud ones like to mug for the camera and tell everyone else how to live. This group of Bible thumpers has jumped off their morality high horse long enough to give us [...]
Since we have an international readership we have to touch on The Beautiful Game. The World Cup kicks off in South Africa in a less than twenty-four hours. So the things that jumped out at me the most other than ESPN’s marketing push to make Americans care about the most popular sport in the world– [...]
How did this marketing meeting go? They decided they needed to communicate with young people, so they went with bustin a few rhymes. Is the message of eternal peace, hope, and love so stale in the 21st century that rapping is the best way to sell it? Well after seeing that I have no desire [...]
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