Kate Gosselin Meltsdown Over Pizza For Her Bodyguard

If you’ve read this blog over the years, you know that my disdain for reality show twit Kate Gosselin knows no bounds.  With the finale of her show, hopefully her eight kids will finds some peace outside the glare of TLC’s ever present lights and cameras.  But not before CNN’s Anderson Cooper gives Kate an [...]

Signs of the Apocalypse - Toddlers & Tiaras, Falsies On A 4 Year Old

The end must be nigh.  TLC’s hit reality show Toddlers & Tiaras, featured a 4 year-old contestant, Maddy, who was dressed up as Dolly Parton. Complete with fake boobs and butt.  Please tell me someone around this kid was creeped out by this. Of course not. Her stylist Michael confesses that he’s not a fan [...]

White Trash Take Over of Television

So I’ve been buried the last few weeks going though the DVR and doing my yearly duty as an Emmy voter.  I haven’t been paying attention to what’s actually on TV.  One problem is that it’s summer time and I don’t really care much for Teen Mom, Shark Week, or Big Brother.  I don’t hate [...]

SAT Test Takers Bewildered By Snooki

The blogosphere lit up this week after complaints from students who took the SAT exam last weekend were distraught and confused thanks to an essay question about– reality TV.   Some of the students felt that the question wasn’t fair since they weren’t familiar with reality TV or watched very little TV to being with. Really? [...]

Snooki Makes Me Want To See A New Battle of The Network Stars

I know that I’ve ragged on Snooki a lot in the year and a half since she burst into America’s pop culture consciousness.  But now she’s done something that I appreciate and want to thank her for.  Just this week, Snooki proved her mettle by jumping into the ring on WWE Monday Night Raw.  Who [...]

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Steel Crotch Kung Fu

Shaolin monk, Yong Hsueh, has been entertaining viewers on the Chinese version of America’s Got Talent with his special skill. Audiences have watched members of the judging panel come up and kick the monk in the crotch, only to be greeted by a polite bow and sincere smile after each shot.

Fall Primetime- Did you really expect me to watch this?

Fall is here as are what seems to be hundreds of new shows. I was dizzy and my DVR was glut for choices. Then I started watching some of them… um did you really expect me to watch this s#!t?   Now I’m hard pressed to name even four new shows that have kept my interest [...]

Bridalplasty: Something Borrowed, Something Blue, Everyone Goes Under The Knife

I want to look away, but I can’t.  E! has just announced their new reality TV series “Bridalplasty”.  And for those of you without a fourth grade education its just like it sounds… brides and plastic surgery! So now I don’t have to record those marathons of “Bridezillas” anymore.  I get to see 12 engaged [...]

Heidi Montag Desperate for Relevance, Chats About Her Boobs

Heidi Montag thinks talking about her breasts will get our attention.  I’ll admit, that did put her back on the radar. The 23-year-old reality TV personality  is desperate to remove the ludicrous G size breast implants that she had fitted last November. This despite shortly after the operation saying that she wanted to go still [...]

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