Amid all the speeches and media commentary that will be bandied about today, I found these pretty amusing: CNN: What’s it going to be like for you on Inauguration Day? Chris Rock: It’ll be a cool day. It’s weird. I’ve never watched an inauguration. I’ve never watched anyone get sworn in. You know, it’s like [...]

It’s a merry Christmas for French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his lovely wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. The professional model and pop singer turned First Lady, was seeking 125,000 euros in court damages from Pardon, a fashion chain that sold purses emblazoned with a nude picture of her—without her permission. Last week a French court decided that, [...]
It must be true. At 8:08pm Pacific time, Brit Hume is talking nice about the new president elect. I saw CNN call it. But it wasn’t until Roger Ailes gave me the go ahead did I believe it was finally over. Karl Rove just called the Huxtables (yes, of the Cosby Show) America’s First African [...]

Network coverage of election: BBC America is comedy-fest featuring John Bolton going off on the staff. I think the phrase was “you are guests in our country.” (Holly notes) CNN HD – What is all this crap on my screen? I can’t find Wolf Blitzer. The graphics ate him. MSNBC – Why is is the [...]
I work for a living. How hard I actually work is debatable. I have never had the freedom of being self-employed, I’ve always worked for “the other man”. This requires a great deal of patience since I am not a natural people person. More than once in my career I’ve wondered how some executives have [...]


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