May 232010
Lie detector

That’s right and now we have scientific proof.  From Canada of all places, scientists studied of 1,200 children aged 2 to 17, finding that those who are able to lie have reached an important developmental stage. Toddlers who tell lies early on are more likely to do well later, researchers claim.  The complex brain processes [...]

Mar 292010
When Mimes Attack Xenophobes

So I don’t agree with this guy’s politics, but I don’t think when he woke up that morning to exercise his constitutional rights to free speech he thought– I’m going to be assaulted by mimes. Obviously, Roy Beck expected trouble because he brought bodyguards.  Mr. Beck is director of the immigration restrictionist group, NumbersUSA. He [...]

Tea Party Stewing Over Captain America Slight

Issue 602 of Captain America finds the title hero investigating a right-wing anti-government militia group called “the Watchdogs”. Hoping to infiltrate the group, Captain America and his African-American sidekick The Falcon observe an anti-tax protest from a rooftop.  The protesters depicted are all white and carry signs adorned with slogans almost identical to those seen [...]

States that vote more conservatively tend to consume more porn– so says the study that Kiran Chetry explores on CNN.  Anecdotally, having driven from New Orleans to Little Rock, I did drive through a lot of small and medium sized towns that had I high church to adult superstore ratio– especially in Mississippi.  The crazy [...]

Favorite Quotes On the Obama Inauguration

Amid all the speeches and media commentary that will be bandied about today, I found these pretty amusing: CNN: What’s it going to be like for you on Inauguration Day? Chris Rock: It’ll be a cool day. It’s weird. I’ve never watched an inauguration. I’ve never watched anyone get sworn in. You know, it’s like [...]

Carla Bruni Wins While President Sarkozy Is Poked

It’s a merry Christmas for French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his lovely wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy.  The professional model and pop singer turned First Lady, was seeking 125,000 euros in court damages from Pardon, a fashion chain that sold purses emblazoned with a nude picture of her—without her permission. Last week a French court decided that, [...]

Obama Wins

Posted by Geppetto Jones at 9:22 pm Politics
Nov 042008
Obama Wins

It must be true.  At 8:08pm Pacific time, Brit Hume is talking nice about the new president elect. I saw CNN call it.  But it wasn’t until Roger Ailes gave me the go ahead did I believe it was finally over. Karl Rove just called the Huxtables (yes, of the Cosby Show) America’s First African [...]

Nov 042008
CNN BBC Election Night

Network coverage of election: BBC America is comedy-fest featuring John Bolton going off on the staff.  I think the phrase was “you are guests in our country.” (Holly notes) CNN HD – What is all this crap on my screen?  I can’t find Wolf Blitzer.  The graphics ate him. MSNBC – Why is is the [...]

Oct 272008

I work for a living.  How hard I actually work is debatable.  I have never had the freedom of being self-employed, I’ve always worked for “the other man”.  This requires a great deal of patience since I am not a natural people person.  More than once in my career I’ve wondered how some executives have [...]

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