Feb 132011
Phobia of the Week - Angrophobia

What is it? Angrophobia is the fear of anger or of becoming angry. People you’re most likely to encounter with this phobia: Democrats in Washington D.C.–because it might actually make them look like they have a spine. Parents of the loudest most annoying children in a restaurant or a mall.  They’re afraid of being viewed [...]

Leighton Meester Has An Idea For World Peace

With the unrest and instability in the Middle East and the constant political war of words that gets waged on cable news, I think that we forget basic and simple rules that we learned as kids.  Actress Leighton Meester spells out a practical way for us all to get along. See more funny videos and [...]

Karl Rove Maybe Right, But The Cool Kids Don't Care

I never thought that Karl Rove and I would agree on anything.  But I’m glad that the man called a spade a spade when he said, “If you look underneath the surface of the Tea Party movement you will find that it is not sophisticated.” He went on to explain that the Tea Party and [...]

Christine O’Donnell, Tea Party Princess not a Witch

Am I the only one who finds it disturbing that in the 21st century a US Senate candidate should have to open a campaign ad with, “I’m not a witch”?  Didn’t that kind of thing go out of style in Salem circa 1693?  Apparently not.  But that’s not O’Donnell’s only problem. No Christine O’Donnell, you’re [...]

Oct 042010
Brazilian Clown Wins Election

Fun fact to know and impress your friends with… Brazil has a literacy requirement for elected office.  That’s right.  The Brazilian Constitution does not allow illiterate candidates to hold legislative and government office.  They like to try and keep unqualified persons from entering government– I’m looking at you Christine O’Donnell.  How did this fun fact [...]

May 232010
Trust Me, Lying Is Good

That’s right and now we have scientific proof.  From Canada of all places, scientists studied of 1,200 children aged 2 to 17, finding that those who are able to lie have reached an important developmental stage. Toddlers who tell lies early on are more likely to do well later, researchers claim.  The complex brain processes [...]

Mar 292010
When Mimes Attack Xenophobes

So I don’t agree with this guy’s politics, but I don’t think when he woke up that morning to exercise his constitutional rights to free speech he thought– I’m going to be assaulted by mimes. Obviously, Roy Beck expected trouble because he brought bodyguards.  Mr. Beck is director of the immigration restrictionist group, NumbersUSA. He [...]

Tea Party Stewing Over Captain America Slight

Issue 602 of Captain America finds the title hero investigating a right-wing anti-government militia group called “the Watchdogs”. Hoping to infiltrate the group, Captain America and his African-American sidekick The Falcon observe an anti-tax protest from a rooftop.  The protesters depicted are all white and carry signs adorned with slogans almost identical to those seen [...]

States that vote more conservatively tend to consume more porn– so says the study that Kiran Chetry explores on CNN.  Anecdotally, having driven from New Orleans to Little Rock, I did drive through a lot of small and medium sized towns that had I high church to adult superstore ratio– especially in Mississippi.  The crazy [...]

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