Free Alexis Neiers, I Want Season Two Of Pretty Wild

I know I’m late to the party, but I finally got around to watching a few episodes of Pretty Wild on E!  Its a lovely reality show featuring flash in the pan reality star/ criminal Alexis Neiers and her family. Alexis was part of the “Bling Ring”, bored teenagers accused of burgling $3 million in [...]

 
Kim Kardashian Wants to Go Fast, NASCAR Fast

Well America, NASCAR just got a touch of class.  OK, I can’t write that with a straight face.  I’ll just cut to chase, Kim Kardashian has just unveiled her new car… her NASCAR car. I guess that was on the list of how to be a celebrity: (1) Have a somewhat famous last name- her [...]

Dec 282009
 
Things We've Learned in the Past Decade

This being the last week of the decade, which I’ve been told we’re calling  the Oughts, I thought I’d go over a few things we learned.  In no particular order: If you want to be famous and you’re not 17 years old yet, then the path is clear… do drugs, go crazy, do a stint [...]

 
Potential Cellblock Cuties Scooped in Hollywood Police Dragnet

California high school girls dubbed by some as the “Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch” have been arrested for break-ins at the homes of young celebrities.  LAPD sources said detectives have linked the teenagers to a burglary spree that began in October 2008 and continued through September at the homes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, [...]

 
Burger King's SpongeBob Ad-- Too Sexy?

Burger King is trying to “step up their game” and join the the likes of Carl’s Jr. by going with “what works” in their new commercial.   And what works when selling flame broiled all beef patties?  Celebrities and sex! Burger King has a new commercial featuring SpongeBob SquarePants with a retooling of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s 90′s [...]

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