I’m glad the Canadian women’s hockey story blew over. So what if they were smoking and drinking during their semi-private celebration. It wasn’t like they did it in front of the their opponents or on the medal podium. They waited until the arena was empty and they cut loose, with cigars and champagne. Wouldn’t you? [...]
Well America, NASCAR just got a touch of class. OK, I can’t write that with a straight face. I’ll just cut to chase, Kim Kardashian has just unveiled her new car… her NASCAR car. I guess that was on the list of how to be a celebrity: (1) Have a somewhat famous last name- her [...]
With the Vancouver Winter Olympics a little more than a month away and NFL Wild Card Weekend starting tomorrow, I’ve got a newsflash– Competitive eating is not a sport. Playing poker is not a sport. I don’t care if these people have endorsement deals or if their mugs are flashed on ESPN 2 in primetime. [...]
Everyone owes Michael Phelps an apology. I think that Michael Phelps was psychic, when he was partying down in South Carolina those many months ago. He was just getting ready for 2010 with some 420. Its come to the media’s attention that next year’s Winter Olympic Games have a rather odd symbol in the Official [...]
In light of the Michael Phelps bong faux pas and his 2004 DUI charge, people are again talking about athletes as role models. How horrible his actions are. What a disappointment. Blah. Blah. People it’s a bong. Nobody was raped, shot, or killed. So calm down. Phelps said: “I engaged in behavior which was regrettable [...]
We here at Jobseekers of America believe in recycling, this was funny in September and it still is… 1. Crowd Reactions: You always wonder if the crowd is going to go off on perceived “enemy” nations, but it seemed like the Chinese went out of their way to be gracious hosts, and cheered particularly loudly [...]



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