So President Obama is sitting in Oval Office feeling pretty good, got a lot done last week. Last Thursday, he went into the White House briefing room and dropped off the long-form version of his birth certificate from Hawaii in a bid to shut up the Birthers. In his closing statement President Obama said, “I [...]
So the President had his town hall meeting earlier today from the White House, the interesting part was that it was online. Apparently 3.6 million people logged in to vote on more than 100,000 questions that were submitted. One of the top questions… weed. And Obama answered the people. “I have to say that there [...]
Its nice to have a sports fan back in the White House. I know George W. Bush was a baseball fan, but he doesn’t count. He was also a club owner (The Texas Rangers), we all know that owners are a breed apart and not necessarily people you want to hang out with (Steinbrenner, Al [...]
Amid all the speeches and media commentary that will be bandied about today, I found these pretty amusing: CNN: What’s it going to be like for you on Inauguration Day? Chris Rock: It’ll be a cool day. It’s weird. I’ve never watched an inauguration. I’ve never watched anyone get sworn in. You know, it’s like [...]
Yes, we can… build a sweet Detroit ride for the commander-in-chief. Apparently the Secret Service commissions a new limo every four years, so that it has all of the latest security bells and whistles. Joanne Krell, the General Motors spokesperson added, “It’s entirely fitting that an American president is in a great American brand,” Krell [...]
Here are the bowl games that really matter. Hopefully in my lifetime we’ll see a proper college playoff system. It should disturb more people that we have walked on the Moon, sequenced all of the DNA in the human body, yet we can’t get the NCAA to agree on a rational way to see the [...]
Apparently, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s name is being bandied about for a position in the upcoming Obama Administration. Since I’ve heard this now from both NPR and the Wall Street Journal, I have to give this one some credence. Unlike the rumors that the Sean John line will design presidential formal ware and business suits or [...]
Ok, that’s not true (go ask Michael Huffington about his 1994 U.S. Senate race) maybe it should be… “Yes, Virginia you can buy people’s attention.” Barack Obama hit the airwaves last night with a 30 minute infomercial on CBS, NBC, FOX, Univision, BET, MSNBC and TV One. The preliminary national television ratings are showing that [...]
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