Look at almost any magazine or especially any movie poster. No one looks anything like themselves anymore. I thought the whole point of being famous was to be recognized and therefore bankable as a familiar face. I guess the rules have changed.
May 252010
The Parents Television Council is threatening to declare war on CW Television Network affiliates who broadcast next week’s Very Special Threesome episode of Gossip Girl. In a letter to stations, PTC chief windbag Tim Winter blasts the scheduled storyline as “reckless and irresponsible” and claims the show is “expressly targeted to impressionable teenagers.” The head [...]
Dec 282008
Morticians have always worked cosmetic magic when trying to recapturing the lifelike appearance of a person who’s died. Now, however, the ones that Carly Simon wrote that song about are making advance arrangements for these final touches and in ways they never used to even think about. “I’ve had people mention that they want their [...]
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