Snooki we’re sorry for calling you an Oompa-Loompa and making fun of your artificially enhanced skin tone. We’ve finally seen something much worse, in the burnt form of 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil, who was charged with second-degree child endangerment. She is accused of bringing her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth, causing the girl to [...]
I know that News Corp. has taken it on the chin in recent weeks with the phone hacking scandal in the United Kingdom. But isn’t this a sign of the Apocalypse, when The Wall Street Journal sends out reporters to interview Snooki: Everyone in the media pack stayed for their promised minute with Snooki, who [...]
The blogosphere lit up this week after complaints from students who took the SAT exam last weekend were distraught and confused thanks to an essay question about– reality TV. Some of the students felt that the question wasn’t fair since they weren’t familiar with reality TV or watched very little TV to being with. Really? [...]
I know that I’ve ragged on Snooki a lot in the year and a half since she burst into America’s pop culture consciousness. But now she’s done something that I appreciate and want to thank her for. Just this week, Snooki proved her mettle by jumping into the ring on WWE Monday Night Raw. Who [...]
Heidi Montag thinks talking about her breasts will get our attention. I’ll admit, that did put her back on the radar. The 23-year-old reality TV personality is desperate to remove the ludicrous G size breast implants that she had fitted last November. This despite shortly after the operation saying that she wanted to go still [...]
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of MTV’s The Jersey Shore was arrested last week for disorderly conduct. Snooki initially refused the arrest attempt. A source said Snooki had been drinking Patron before the incident. “J-WOWW was spotted trying to talk Snooki into going back into the house,” a friend said. “But Snooki was out of control and [...]
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