Epic Fail for Groupon Super Bowl Ads

On the day after, comes outrage in the blogosphere over the  “controversial” Super Bowl ads featuring Timothy Hutton and Elizabeth Hurley.  In one of the ads, Hutton tells us that, “The people of Tibet are in trouble.  Their very culture is in jeopardy. But they still whip up an amazing fish curry.” Which is great [...]

Super Bowl Ads 2010, Betty White Rocks

Well its over now.  We didn’t get the highest scoring Super Bowl in history as predicted, but we did see some pretty good commercials this year.  My personal favorite was the Mars’ Snickers: You’re not You When You’re Hungry.  How can you not like seeing Betty White and Abe Vigoda getting tackled? Unfortunately enjoyment of [...]

Kim Kardashian Wants to Go Fast, NASCAR Fast

Well America, NASCAR just got a touch of class.  OK, I can’t write that with a straight face.  I’ll just cut to chase, Kim Kardashian has just unveiled her new car… her NASCAR car. I guess that was on the list of how to be a celebrity: (1) Have a somewhat famous last name- her [...]

Sports - A Defintion for Simpletons

With the Vancouver Winter Olympics a little more than a month away and NFL Wild Card Weekend starting tomorrow, I’ve got a newsflash– Competitive eating is not a sport.  Playing poker is not a sport.  I don’t care if these people have endorsement deals or if their mugs are flashed on ESPN 2 in primetime.  [...]

Elizabeth Lambert Displays MMA Skills During Soccer Game

I wasn’t aware that collegiate women’s soccer was now a full contact sport.  But if you watch the on-field antics of Elizabeth Lambert of the University of New Mexico, it is now.  Last Thursday night, Lambert displayed moves more often seen in mixed martial arts tournaments or by NFL linebackers looking to smoke a wide [...]

Apr 252009
Newly Minted Millionaires Join NFL

Its the second holiest day in the NFL’s liturgical calendar, Draft Day.  Its a testament to the popularity of the NFL, when you can get millions of viewers simply by televising the selection of players by teams.  Nobody is putting on pads or playing, its two days of commentators and fans obsessing over projected talent [...]

You Might Be a Supermodel If... You're Not Janice Dickinson

When did it become a crime in America to be average or just “good” at what you do?  Now everyone wants to be exceptional or considered a superstar.  I don’t remember it being this way, as a child there were people that were acknowledged as “good”, but then there were those who we all agreed [...]

Apr 072009
Chicago - Don't You Wanna Go

I took my act on the road last week to the Windy City… Chicago.  The trip was part business, part pleasure.  Flew into O’Hare, which is a bit of pain because I couldn’t get a nonstop flight from LA to Chicago Midway for the dates I needed.  On the plus side, I did get to [...]

Top GM Boss Gets His Walking Papers, While Top Gear Sells Me On Ford

I don’t mean to kick a man when he’s down but when you lose billions of dollars, your company’s share price drops from $70 to $4, and lose market share all on your watch– its time to go.  Unfortunately, the talking heads on CNBC are actually debating whether or not Rick Wagoner deserved to be [...]

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