Elizabeth Montgomery

Things I miss about the 20th Century… album covers.  I’m talking the nice big twelve inch or so square pieces of art that were the graphic embodiment of the music contained inside.  Granted most album covers were utilitarian and just helped to identify the enclosed record from the hundreds of other records on the shelf.   [...]

Apr 142010
The One About Justin Beiber

Holly – 12:09pm Ok, this is priceless too…Justin Beiber is convinced he has street cred: Last November a female fan of teenage sensation Justin Bieber was hospitalized after chaos broke out at an album signing in New York.  Security personnel were overwhelmed when more than 1,000 screaming fans showed up at the Roosevelt Field shopping [...]

All Ladies Love LL Cool J... except Sarah Palin

First let me say say that I am convinced that all ladies love LL Cool J.  My mom loves LL Cool J. Really, what’s not to love?  Sarah “maverick, pretend(and real) gun-shooting, chronic winker and evader of questions” Palin has a new special that’s suppose to air on, surprise, Fox News Channel called “Real American [...]

Stop I've Had Enough-- Michael Jackson Didn't Invent MTV

Ok, nobody has gone that far yet.  But can we please drop this ridiculous fiction that Michael Jackson was the first Black artist on MTV. Somehow in all of these tributes and hastily produced retrospectives, The King of Pop is being hailed as the Jackie Robinson of the music video era.  WRONG. Its bad enough [...]

Dec 072008

How is it that SNL’s Andy Samberg comes up with catchier tunes than most of the people up for Grammy Awards this year?  Not that I’m going to be whistling this one in my car or blaring it with the windows down– but it approaches the genius of last year’s Dick in A Box.  The [...]

Wouldn’t life be great if it were an Elvis movie? Elvis made 31 films, now not all of them were cinematic gems but you are pretty much guaranteed some or all of the following: (1) An attractive female co-star (blond, brunette, redhead, take your pick) (2) A reason to breakout into song either because you [...]

Nov 012008
God Gave Rock 'n Roll to You

Say, say, say what you want… about Iraq.  But it did warm my heart to learn that a two hour heavy metal concert was recently held on the banks of the Tigris River in Baghdad.  This is huge news considering that the music was practically banned over the last few years as fans of were [...]

The Scottish music scene has developed a lot of buzz over the past few years, with one new “next big thing” band after another coming out of there.  First it was Snow Patrol, then it was Franz Ferdinand, and the Fratellis after that.  Well, they can all step aside, ‘cos none of them are going [...]

Oct 302008

In the first edition of what I fear will become a regular feature, Hilary Duff shows us what she learned in P. Diddy’s “Bad Sampling 101″ class, and butchers one of Depeche Mode’s finest. I held out to about the one-minute mark before almost throwing my monitor across the room. Good thing I didn’t, seeing [...]

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