Feb 102011
 
Family Feud Is Chronically Funny

If you needed further proof that there are two Americas, your search is over.  This clip from the Family Feud pretty much sums up the division between the mellow folks and the uptight folks.  The survey question on the board is, “Name something that gets passed around.” Oddly, Lindsay Lohan wasn’t in the top five.

 
Lindsay Lohan in cell next to Alexis Neiers, Chained Heat Dream Team

As Lindsay Lohan begins her 90-day sentence at Century Regional Detention Facility, she will most likely come across a familiar face.  The 24-year-old actress will be housed in a 12-by-8 cell in the same jail as E! reality star Alexis Neiers, who is serving a 180-day sentence for felony residential burglary of Orlando Bloom’s home, [...]

 
Lindsay Lohan Ready for Jailhouse Rock

Can someone please explain to me the whole Lindsay Lohan thing? I get that Little Miss Train Wreck is going to serve at least some time in prison and rehab. I get that she’s been surrounded by throngs of hangers-on and a family that treats her like a wing-man/meal ticket. At the ripe age of [...]

 
Free Alexis Neiers, I Want Season Two Of Pretty Wild

I know I’m late to the party, but I finally got around to watching a few episodes of Pretty Wild on E!  Its a lovely reality show featuring flash in the pan reality star/ criminal Alexis Neiers and her family. Alexis was part of the “Bling Ring”, bored teenagers accused of burgling $3 million in [...]

 
ABC Bans Busty Model, Still Features Lohan

Censorship is awful thing in a democracy.  I found it rather disturbing that the ABC Television Network first banned then considered heavily editing an ad from Lane Bryant that featured Cacique, its new line of lingerie.  “We’ve never witnessed this level of content censorship,” said Holly Baird, a rep for the Lane Bryant. It doesn’t [...]

 
Pitchmen the Logical, Reluctant, and Delusional

I’ve been thinking about this one for a while, the celebrity endorsement.  The idea that I will buy something simply because a famous person is talking about it.  I think I’ve identified three types of celebrities: The Logical, the Reluctant, and the Delusional.  First up, the logical celebrity endorsement as typified by Ronald Reagan and [...]

 
Marilyn Monroe Smokes Pot and Lohan's Secret Beau

The problem with being a dead celebrity is that people will talk about you when you’re gone. And you can’t come back and defend yourself from the vultures. Being a celebrity anything, anyone, or anyplace you came in contact with for more than half a second is instantly “interesting”. Take attention starved stage mom, Dina [...]

 
Potential Cellblock Cuties Scooped in Hollywood Police Dragnet

California high school girls dubbed by some as the “Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch” have been arrested for break-ins at the homes of young celebrities.  LAPD sources said detectives have linked the teenagers to a burglary spree that began in October 2008 and continued through September at the homes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, [...]

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