Airline Attendants Ready For Kung Fu Fighting

Hong Kong Airlines  is making all its cabin crew take kung fu lessons to help them to deal with drunk and unruly passengers. All staff had been invited to undergo training in wing chun — a form of kung fu used in close-range combat — but it was only compulsory for cabin crew.  The airline [...]

Bride of Kung Fu Contractually Obligated to Attack Husband

I’m not sure if this is part of an ancient Chinese secret to a happy marriage but a 32-year-old Chinese man has signed a contract with his wife that entitles her to attack him once a week.   Known only as Mr. Zhang, the happy husband took the unusual step after suffering intense abuse from his [...]

Play-by-Play: Beijing Olympics Opening Night

We here at Jobseekers of America believe in recycling, this was funny in September and it still is… 1. Crowd Reactions: You always wonder if the crowd is going to go off on perceived “enemy” nations, but it seemed like the Chinese went out of their way to be gracious hosts, and cheered particularly loudly [...]

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