Sep 072011
 
Screw Up Your Kids With These Books

Just in time for the tenth anniversary of the 9-11 attacks, there’s a new coloring book that helps explain that dark day to kids.   It is entitled “We Shall Never Forget 9/11: The Kids’ Book of Freedom.”  The book begins with Osama bin Laden plotting to attack the United States and ends with bin [...]

 
Signs of the Apocalypse - Toddlers & Tiaras, Falsies On A 4 Year Old

The end must be nigh.  TLC’s hit reality show Toddlers & Tiaras, featured a 4 year-old contestant, Maddy, who was dressed up as Dolly Parton. Complete with fake boobs and butt.  Please tell me someone around this kid was creeped out by this. Of course not. Her stylist Michael confesses that he’s not a fan [...]

 
Samuel L. Jackson Reads Go the F**k to Sleep

I’ve never really been a fan of audio books or celebrities making easy cash for reading into a microphone, until now.  Samuel L. Jackson has the perfect voice for putting the kids to sleep.  (You may want to turn the speakers down for this one if you’re at the office or you’re not a big [...]

May 222011
 
Mother of the Year Wins Using Tire Tracks

It’s always difficult to pick out which mother is most deserving of Mother of the Year honors.  But last week an Ohio woman shot up to the top of the list, by running over her teenage daughter in a parking lot.  Nothing says love like the tire tracks of a sport utility vehicle.   Runner [...]

 
Your Mama Don't Dance and Your Daddy Don't Rock and Roll

There’s a new CD out for parents who are afraid to sing to their babies.  Yes, afraid.  I had no idea there was a market for such a thing, let alone hordes of parents who fear their baby’s stinging disapproval. From the website, Sing to Your Baby: In thousands of family concerts over more than [...]

 
Banned Books, Just Not the Ones You Expected

So last week was Banned Books Week and the Christian Science Monitor took time out to point to five books that strangely haven’t been banned.  That’s right these books are somehow less offensive than Lolita, Catcher In The Rye, or Harry Potter: “Mein Kampf,” by Adolf Hitler The dictator’s famous manifesto contained such offensive lines [...]

 
Florida Man Charged with Throwing Object at Loaded School Bus

I really need someone to convince me that Florida is not the root of all evil.  OK maybe that’s a bit strong, but the evidence over the past few years does show that the state isn’t helping matters any.  There was the butterfly ballot from the 2000 election, schoolteachers looking to do more than dry [...]

 
Weird X-Rays, Indicate Gene Pool Needs Cleaning

Medical science can show us x-rays featuring objects not considered normal to show up when going in for that check-up.  And if you are unfortunate enough to personally have x-rays like this, they aren’t the kind of photos to post on your Facebook page, showing all of your friends and co-workers how: (1) Stupid you [...]

 
For College Freshmen, Cursive is Dead and Fergie Can Sing

Each August since 1998, Beloit College has released the Beloit College Mindset List. It provides a look at the cultural touchstones that shape the lives of students entering college this fall. It was originally created as a reminder to faculty to be aware of dated references, and quickly became a catalog of the rapidly changing [...]

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