Unemployed Hick Willing To Be Hunted For $10,000

The economy sucks and job prospects are sketchy at best.  So unemployed 28 year-old Mork Encino has launched a website advertising his humble services.  What is he selling? For $10,000 Mr. Encino will let people hunt him; if you pony up an extra $2,000 you can hunt him naked.  Well I guess it’s implied in [...]

 
Disneyland Paris Is Not The Happiest Place On Earth

Disneyland Paris officials are investigating after two park employees committed suicide in the past six weeks, under working conditions which a trade union described as “humiliating”. The Disneyland division of French union Force Ouvriere (FO) believes the suicides are associated with poor work conditions. The first of the year was a chef who threw himself in front [...]

 
Jobless Bronx Grad Sues College for Refund

The NY Post found this one.  Trina Thompson gave it the old college try, but couldn’t find work. So she’s suing her alma mater for her money back. The Monroe College grad wants the $70,000 she spent on tuition because she hasn’t found gainful employment since earning her bachelor’s degree in April, according to a [...]

Oct 272008
 
Day 3 (Adventures in Building)

I was initially worried about the title of the site, since it was an inside joke amongst friends.  The joke was that the founders of the site were seeking new jobs.  I wasn’t really worried about all you lovely human beings out there in the dark.  But now thanks to the people at Job-a-matic and [...]

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