Tomorrow is the big day, if you think 89-year-old California radio preacher Harold Camping is right, the world will end on May 21. Set your watches or smartphones, Harold Camping’s prediction is that at 6:00 pm local time in each of the world’s regions — starting in New Zealand at 0600 GMT — the Rapture will happen. The Rapture, when all true Christians will ascend into heaven and join their vengeful anti-socialist, homosexual hating, pro-gun loving God.
Its a little difficult to tell, but the end maybe nearer than you think. Crack religious nuts or should that be religious nuts on crack are telling us that the Rapture is coming this May. Apparently they’ve read the Bible (don’t they all say that) and they are certain that May 21st, 2011 is Judgement [...]
What is it? Ecclesiophobia is the fear of church. People you’re most likely to encounter with this phobia: Vampires Tweens trying to be hard core Goths. Its not clear whether its a fear of the building itself or the people in it. I myself prefer structures that look like a place of worship and not [...]
How is it that Conservatives and folks on the Religious Right are always obsessed with sex but never violence? Is it because the rest of us look like we’re having fun and they hate us for it? Start with the perpetually whiny, Parents Television Council whose mission statement is “to restore responsibility and decency to [...]
So the 33 Chilean miners trapped more than 2,000 feet underground for 69 days are now free. But who really freed them? Different churches are lining up trying to claim their unique divine intervention in the rescue, forgetting about the impressive technological achievement and cooperation of the Chilean engineers and government officials. So these opportunistic [...]
How did this marketing meeting go? They decided they needed to communicate with young people, so they went with bustin a few rhymes. Is the message of eternal peace, hope, and love so stale in the 21st century that rapping is the best way to sell it? Well after seeing that I have no desire [...]
A Brigham Young University student was arrested last week on suspicion of using a stun gun on a woman and trying to handcuff her. Stetson Hallam was booked Thursday night into the Utah County jail on third-degree felony charges of aggravated assault and attempted kidnapping. The 20-year-old BYU sophomore is accused of pinning the 19-year-old [...]
I am sick of people who obsessively study the Bible and quote it– yet they haven’t learned a damn thing from it. Case in point, the evangelical whiners at Focus on The Family are waging their annual jihad about the “War on Christmas” and the encroachment of secularism with retailers. They have set up a [...]
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