Folks, Christmas came a little late for me. But better late than never with ABC’s debut of Conveyor Belt of Love… its pure magic. I don’t know how they could possibly top the first show, but by God, I intent to find out. Here’s the gist, ladies chose to date men sent down, you guessed [...]
By request, I am inaugurating the appreciation post. Our first winner of this august and some would say dubious honor (given the minds involved) is the English actor Bill Nighy. We tried to contact Mr. Nighy via Facebook, but his page is locked. So if anybody knows him, please tell him to friend either Holly [...]
So anytime there’s a news item about Mexico, particularly about corruption or the drug cartels I check it out. I do have some distant relatives that live in some of these areas. Also, I use the articles to talk myself out of travel to Mexico anytime in my lifetime. If you’ve read my previous post [...]
Can somebody please explain to me why every time a new iPhone comes out everyone with an old iPhone bitches about not getting a reduced price? No one bitches when a new Honda Insight comes out or a new Sony Bravia TV. Nowhere else can you or would you consider whining about not getting a [...]
The City Council of Leister (that’s in the U.K. for the geographically challenged), in an effort to curb teen pregnancy has produced and posted a viral video. The spot ends with,“Not what you expected?… Being a teenage parent might not be either.” I think this would have a bit more credibility if it didn’t take [...]
I’ve almost entirely done away with watching commercials. I DVR all the network shows I watch and start them 15 minutes into the show just to avoid watching the ads. Sometimes I catch the odd end of an ad out of laziness. I should really try not to be so lazy. Schick has a new [...]
Life on Mars (the US version) had the worst series end since the Sopranos or Seinfeld. (Don’t argue. We all watched Sopranos not because of the insipid family dynamics, and they were. We watched it for a small and blown up peek into the world of a crime family from New Jersey of all places.) [...]
The next day, we arrived in the trailer park just before I completely lost feeling in my legs from having the computer riding on my lap. I had never been in a trailer park before or since and here’s why– It was like arriving in a village deep in the Amazon. As we pulled in, [...]
Once upon a time I went on a five month bender with a co-worker/partner-in-crime. Let’s call her Ellen. Ellen was inches away from completely being the poster girl for poor white trash. She was obsessed with having a hot car and a big TV but nevertheless she lived in an efficiency. The rent was only [...]
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