Heidi Montag thinks talking about her breasts will get our attention. I’ll admit, that did put her back on the radar. The 23-year-old reality TV personality is desperate to remove the ludicrous G size breast implants that she had fitted last November. This despite shortly after the operation saying that she wanted to go still [...]
Look at almost any magazine or especially any movie poster. No one looks anything like themselves anymore. I thought the whole point of being famous was to be recognized and therefore bankable as a familiar face. I guess the rules have changed.
This being the last week of the decade, which I’ve been told we’re calling the Oughts, I thought I’d go over a few things we learned. In no particular order: If you want to be famous and you’re not 17 years old yet, then the path is clear… do drugs, go crazy, do a stint [...]
I know it’s not funny but I may have found the upside to the swine flu thing. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are spending the honeymoon to their second fake wedding in—wait for it—Mexico. That’s what you get when you insist on vacationing in a third world country. KNBC picks up the breaking story such [...]
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