I thought that Eric Massa from New York took the cake for weird politicians. But now we have a new contender, one with a serious pedigree. Meet Former Vice President Dan Quayle’s son, Ben, who is running for Congress in Arizona. For those of you to young to remember Dan Quayle combined the media savvy [...]
I’m disturbed by the thought of former eBay CEO Meg Whitman running for governor of California. Sure she has weird skeletons in her closet, like not bothering to vote for 28 years, her links to Goldman Sachs, and her six-figure settlement board room shoving match. But what concerns me the most is the amount of [...]
The week isn’t over yet and we’ve had way too much entertainment up on Capitol Hill, brought to us by America’s Oil companies. Today we find, that British Petroleum does have a friend in Washington. Its Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas), the ranking member of the House Energy and Commerce. The Republican lawmaker apologized to BP [...]
Last week the three California Republicans seeking to replace U.S. Sen. Barbara Boxer had their only televised debate before the June 8th primary. On the big issues, Assemblyman Chuck DeVore, former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina and former Rep. Tom Campbell were in agreement. That was until they got to talking about the federal government’s No-Fly [...]
Rand Paul really isn’t helping the Tea Party Movement. The Republican U.S. Senate candidate has the name recognition of his father and the wing nuts from the Tea Party to thank for his surprise primary win last week. While basking in the afterglow of his win he decided to stick his foot in his mouth [...]
Issue 602 of Captain America finds the title hero investigating a right-wing anti-government militia group called “the Watchdogs”. Hoping to infiltrate the group, Captain America and his African-American sidekick The Falcon observe an anti-tax protest from a rooftop. The protesters depicted are all white and carry signs adorned with slogans almost identical to those seen [...]
The Parents Television Council is threatening to declare war on CW Television Network affiliates who broadcast next week’s Very Special Threesome episode of Gossip Girl. In a letter to stations, PTC chief windbag Tim Winter blasts the scheduled storyline as “reckless and irresponsible” and claims the show is “expressly targeted to impressionable teenagers.” The head [...]
Just when you thought the Republicans couldn’t shoot themselves in the foot, leg, arm, face anymore… here comes Rep. Peter King. The Long Island New York U.S. congressman and one-time senate hopeful has just taken a stand against… a dead pop icon? OK, I admit, I have been avoiding TV news outlets for the last [...]
On Monday, the national press picks up that South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford has been missing for four days. Well… not missing per say. His wife wasn’t concerned. Jenny Sanford told the Associated Press she wasn’t worried. “He was writing something and wanted some space to get away from the kids,” she said while vacationing [...]
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