Michele Bachmann Vanishing Before Our Very Eyes

Last night’s, GOP debate was funny for a number of reasons.  We finally got to see the squinty-eyed Rick Perry mix it up with the rest of the Republican jokefulls.  Looking at the assemblage of candidates on stage at the Reagan Library, I couldn’t help but laugh.  Rick Perry and Mitt Romney sucked all the air [...]

Karl Rove Maybe Right, But The Cool Kids Don't Care

I never thought that Karl Rove and I would agree on anything.  But I’m glad that the man called a spade a spade when he said, “If you look underneath the surface of the Tea Party movement you will find that it is not sophisticated.” He went on to explain that the Tea Party and [...]

Is It Too Late To Put Elvira On The Ballot?

As some of you other there have gathered I can’t stand Christine O’Donnell, Republican candidate for Senate in Delaware.  She and her Teabagging ilk are the bottom of the barrel in American politics.  Not that the current crop of mainstream Democrats and Republicans are better– its just that they seem to have a better grasp [...]

Christine O’Donnell, Tea Party Princess not a Witch

Am I the only one who finds it disturbing that in the 21st century a US Senate candidate should have to open a campaign ad with, “I’m not a witch”?  Didn’t that kind of thing go out of style in Salem circa 1693?  Apparently not.  But that’s not O’Donnell’s only problem. No Christine O’Donnell, you’re [...]

Ben Quayle Chip Off The Old Blockhead

I thought that Eric Massa from New York took the cake for weird politicians.  But now we have a new contender, one with a serious pedigree.  Meet Former Vice President Dan Quayle’s son, Ben, who is running for Congress in Arizona.  For those of you to young to remember Dan Quayle combined the media savvy [...]

Bored Billionaire Runs for California Governor

I’m disturbed by the thought of former eBay CEO Meg Whitman running for governor of California. Sure she has weird skeletons in her closet, like not bothering to vote for 28 years, her links to Goldman Sachs, and her six-figure settlement board room shoving match.  But what concerns me the most is the amount of [...]

Meet Joe Barton, British Petroleum's BFF

The week isn’t over yet and we’ve had way too much entertainment up on Capitol Hill, brought to us by America’s Oil companies.  Today we find, that British Petroleum does have a friend in Washington.  Its Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas), the ranking member of the House Energy and Commerce.  The Republican lawmaker apologized to BP [...]

No-Fly List Is Not A Reason To Bar Gun Sales

Last week the three California Republicans seeking to replace U.S. Sen. Barbara Boxer had their only televised debate before the June 8th primary.  On the big issues, Assemblyman Chuck DeVore, former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina and former Rep. Tom Campbell were in agreement.  That was until they got to talking about the federal government’s No-Fly [...]

May 242010
Rand Paul, Tea Party Superstar

Rand Paul really isn’t helping the Tea Party Movement.  The Republican U.S. Senate candidate has the name recognition of his father and the wing nuts from the Tea Party to thank for his surprise primary win last week.  While basking in the afterglow of his win he decided to stick his foot in his mouth [...]

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