Irate that his teenage daughter was dating an older man and frustrated that the police refused to intervene, a German dad went to the 57-year-old’s home and castrated him with a bread knife. Helmut Seifert recently pled guilty to attacking Phillip Genscher; with the help of two of his co-workers he went to Genscher’s home [...]
A teacher in Vechta, Germany with rabbit phobia is suing a 14-year-old girl over her drawing of a bunny. The teacher says she was traumatised by the drawing, and claims the girl knew it would terrify her. The girl had transferred to the school where a pupil from her former school had just become a [...]
What is it with, young European guys and trains lately? First the drunken French kid who fell asleep on train tracks only to have the train race harmlessly overhead. Now comes news out of German that a 22-year-old journalism student decided to moon the crew of a train when they forced him off for not [...]
Six German states have ordered retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola after an analysis found .4 micrograms (1/2500 of a milligram) of cocaine in one liter of the drink. Well, sort of cocaine. It does come from the cocoa plant but it’s a “non-active degradation product” according to Fritz Soergel of the Institute for Biomedical and [...]
An animal attacks a zoo patron… at the Berlin Zoo. I always assumed Germans were smart people, not the sort to jump a fence during feeding time. Somehow this woman decided that she would get into the walled off polar bear habitat– it turned out about as well as you would think. The bears attacked [...]
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