Tweet Oh Florida, when will you stop amusing us with your lecherous teachers, clueless voters, silly politicians, and crooked sports teams? Apparently no time soon. Florida officials are scrambling to investigate Workforce Central Florida, their regional federally funded jobs agency. Workforce Central Florida was distributing capes to jobless residents who participated in the agency’s “Cape-A-Bility [...]
Tweet A 34-year-old Florida woman was arrested after her husband alleged she attempted to burn his boat, go-kart and Jacuzzi after an argument. Shannon Wriska was arrested Sept. 2 and charged with a first-degree battery charge and arson, a second-degree felony. I want to know what J-Lo cinematic classic they were watching that inspired such [...]
Tweet I really need someone to convince me that Florida is not the root of all evil. OK maybe that’s a bit strong, but the evidence over the past few years does show that the state isn’t helping matters any. There was the butterfly ballot from the 2000 election, schoolteachers looking to do more than [...]
Tweet One would think that United Airlines would mind its P’s and Q’s in light of last year’s United Breaks Guitars You Tube hit and its pending merger with Continental. But no. In an egregious example of airline customer service United has hit a new low. Read on… Jessica Cabot, of Courtenay, British Columbia, was [...]
Tweet Alligator wrestling? Now I would love to make $10,000 as much as the next person, but is this really the easiest way to make that kind of money? I mean, first off how do find out that you’re any good at it? Its not like swiming. You get in the pool, if you’re fast [...]
Tweet I’m glad there’s video for this one, because I wouldn’t have believed it. I was surprised because things like this usually occur in Florida. Well that’s unfair. The Florida teachers are usually schtupping their students (Debra Lafave, Stephanie Ragusa, Lisa Robyn Marinelli, etc). This was just a lap dance. Winnipeg high-school teacher Chrystie Fitchner [...]
Tweet “Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?” Conventional wisdom would say, “The Shadow knows”. But in 2009, its the Department of Geography at Kansas State University, who knows what kinds of evil and precisely where it lives in America. How do they know? Because they made maps of it. The question [...]
Tweet Crimewatch: The Sad and the Pathetic Martin County, Florida Other than having three pro football teams and Disney World do we really need Florida as a state of the union? It just seems that state has more knuckleheads per capita than any other. We have a two-fer from Martin County. On November 4th a [...]
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