A dwarf porn star who was billed as Gordon Ramsay’s double has been found dead under bizarre circumstances, according to the UK tabloid The Sunday Sport. Percy Foster’s 3 foot 6 inch body was discovered in a badger’s den in Wales. The Sunday Sport ran with an appropriate tabloid headline. The report says the diminutive [...]
Ok, we are three days out from the 83rd Annual Academy Awards and it took me forever to get my picks nailed down. I’ve listed each nominee along with their number of previous nominations and wins, where applicable (for acting categories I’m counting both leading and supporting nominations). Let’s dive in… Unless of course, The Academy feels that Annette Bening is “due”. I don’t think she is with this particular role. Julianne Moore had the more compelling character in The Kids Are All Right. You could have substituted Marcia Gay Harden in Bening’s role and had the same movie… Melissa Leo and Jackie Weaver cancel each other out for playing manipulative matriarchs preying on their kids and putting the “D” in dysfunctional. Its a question of which do you prefer Leo’s Southie or Weaver’s Aussie brand of crazy…
If you grew up in the 1970s and 1980s, there were three things that defined vampires: Christoper Lee’s Dracula movies, Anne Rice novels and Dark Shadows. That was it. There were no pussy whipped vampires that shimmered in the sunlight. The vampires of my youth were there to feast on the necks of buxom women; not go steady with high school girls in training bras.
So it came out yesterday that on the heels of doing a Glee inspired Rock Horror Picture Show, Ryan Murphy has expressed interest in doing a big screen remake of the classic film. I say go. Murphy has got the hot hand in Hollywood with Glee and we know he’s got a keen visual sense [...]
This is what nationwide cuts in grade school education budgets get us… laid off teachers, disbanding of athletic programs, and Brian De Palma’s Scarface as the subject of a school play?! Whatever happened to Shakespeare? Neil Simon? Mamet anyone? Scarface School Play – Watch more Funny Videos
So the question came up this morning regarding whether or not I was dreading the Academy Awards show this weekend, which they enjoy watching and I routinely abstain from (the last at least 5-7 years). I came up with a response which on reflection I thought you all might enjoy: Watching the academy awards will [...]
Earlier today, the nominees for the 82nd Academy Awards were announced. As promised the countdown here continues, I’ve seen The Hurt Locker. The Last Station and Crazy Heart might be in mix this weekend. But I’m confident I can handicap the Academy’s choices this year. The lovely and talented Holly Comesoftly might dispute some of [...]
It s been a day since I’ve seen Quantum of Solace. I’m not quite sure what I think yet. A lot of critics have slammed it as being joyless. I don’t know that I’d go that far, it not as if Bond gets off on killing people– it’s just an occupational hazard. I reviewed Casino [...]
So this afternoon, I heard this story on the radio about fellow blogger totalmusicgeek.com’s list of best and worst theme songs from James Bond movies. The complete list, with links to all the songs, is here. Unlike many lists on the web, this one is good. There’s an underrated classic — “You Only Live Twice” [...]
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