Its the most wonderful time of the year– the Super Bowl is looming, and the 83rd Annual Academy Awards nominations are out. At first blush here’s where I stand: BEST PICTURE 127 HOURS BLACK SWAN INCEPTION THE FIGHTER THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT THE KING’S SPEECH THE SOCIAL NETWORK TOY STORY 3 TRUE GRIT WINTER’S [...]
Conceptually, I like both Mike Myers and Pepé Le Pew. But two things disturbed me about this pairing. One, has Mike Myers really burned through all of his Shrek Austin Powers money? Does the world need a live-action/CGI movie staring a Mike Myers voiced Pepé Le Pew? I know that Warner Bros has been trying [...]
Checking the calender its May, and its our custom here on the second day of each month to single out an actor or actress, we feel that is in need of appreciation. This month its Dennis Farina. I don’t know how, but he embodies a remarkably genuine sense of gallows humor in his roles. Usually [...]
Let’s file this under things that you can’t unsee, or things that you really keep looking at because they are so messed up. Holly Comesoftly sent me this link for the trailer to the new horror flick The Human Centipede. First off you have to hand it to the director and producers, they do believe [...]
This being the last week of the decade, which I’ve been told we’re calling the Oughts, I thought I’d go over a few things we learned. In no particular order: If you want to be famous and you’re not 17 years old yet, then the path is clear… do drugs, go crazy, do a stint [...]
You know what kids today are missing? They have been spared the indoctrination of poorly done morality plays that masqueraded as classroom filmstrips and afterschool tv specials. These preachy melodramatic stories tried to breakdown complex issues that parents wanted to avoid and teachers probably weren’t equipped to deal with. Somehow, lining up teenage actors, thrusting [...]
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