I don’t know what people in Portland are smoking these days, I just know I don’t want any of it. The Portland Mercury, an entertainment weekly in Portland, Oregon, polled their readers on what they’d like to see on the newest cover. And they got this… Artist Andrew Zubko illustrated a metal bikini-clad Betty White [...]
So anytime there’s a news item about Mexico, particularly about corruption or the drug cartels I check it out. I do have some distant relatives that live in some of these areas. Also, I use the articles to talk myself out of travel to Mexico anytime in my lifetime. If you’ve read my previous post [...]
You have to give police officials in the UK and “A” for effort on this one. To aid officers in fighting their war on drugs, the Police National Legal Database (PNLD) has drafted a document that catalogs 2,875 words and phrases, used by commonly by drug criminals. The reason being that, the cops have to [...]
I keep seeing a commercial from Jack in the Box where a stoned guy can’t figure out the two tacos for $.99 deal. My first thought was, why isn’t anyone outraged? You’ve got a national ad campaign with someone who is as high as a kite driving a car in order to get food for [...]
Six German states have ordered retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola after an analysis found .4 micrograms (1/2500 of a milligram) of cocaine in one liter of the drink. Well, sort of cocaine. It does come from the cocoa plant but it’s a “non-active degradation product” according to Fritz Soergel of the Institute for Biomedical and [...]
So the President had his town hall meeting earlier today from the White House, the interesting part was that it was online. Apparently 3.6 million people logged in to vote on more than 100,000 questions that were submitted. One of the top questions… weed. And Obama answered the people. “I have to say that there [...]
In light of the Michael Phelps bong faux pas and his 2004 DUI charge, people are again talking about athletes as role models. How horrible his actions are. What a disappointment. Blah. Blah. People it’s a bong. Nobody was raped, shot, or killed. So calm down. Phelps said: “I engaged in behavior which was regrettable [...]
What is wrong with white people!?! This needs to filed under creepy and weird. I know that it has a practical medical application, but come on! It reminds me of that South Park episode where Kyle gets a “negroplasty” to make himself black and taller. Wired Magazine explores this weirdness: A drug that stimulates the [...]
You know what kids today are missing? They have been spared the indoctrination of poorly done morality plays that masqueraded as classroom filmstrips and afterschool tv specials. These preachy melodramatic stories tried to breakdown complex issues that parents wanted to avoid and teachers probably weren’t equipped to deal with. Somehow, lining up teenage actors, thrusting [...]
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