Richard Handl told the media that he had the radioactive elements radium, americium and uranium in his apartment in southern Sweden when police showed up and arrested him on charges of unauthorized possession of nuclear material. The 31-year-old Handl said he had tried for months to set up a nuclear reactor at home and kept [...]
Here’s the best case I’ve heard for legalizing marijuana, it would save innocent goats in West Virgina from nuts like Mark Thompson. The 19 year old Mr. Thompson went on a ‘bath salts’ bender that resulted in the likely sexual assault and murder of his his neighbor’s pygmy goat. Neighbor Lisa Powers said she bought [...]
A 27-year-old woman has been charged with possession of heroin after 54 bags of the drug were allegedly found inside her genitals. Karin Mackaliunas, of Scranton, Pennsylvania, was detained by police on suspicion of burglary at a bar in neighbouring Dunmore after crashing her car on Sunday. After searching her for weapons at the scene [...]
If you needed further proof that there are two Americas, your search is over. This clip from the Family Feud pretty much sums up the division between the mellow folks and the uptight folks. The survey question on the board is, “Name something that gets passed around.” Oddly, Lindsay Lohan wasn’t in the top five.
I don’t know what people in Portland are smoking these days, I just know I don’t want any of it. The Portland Mercury, an entertainment weekly in Portland, Oregon, polled their readers on what they’d like to see on the newest cover. And they got this… Artist Andrew Zubko illustrated a metal bikini-clad Betty White [...]
So anytime there’s a news item about Mexico, particularly about corruption or the drug cartels I check it out. I do have some distant relatives that live in some of these areas. Also, I use the articles to talk myself out of travel to Mexico anytime in my lifetime. If you’ve read my previous post [...]
You have to give police officials in the UK and “A” for effort on this one. To aid officers in fighting their war on drugs, the Police National Legal Database (PNLD) has drafted a document that catalogs 2,875 words and phrases, used by commonly by drug criminals. The reason being that, the cops have to [...]
I keep seeing a commercial from Jack in the Box where a stoned guy can’t figure out the two tacos for $.99 deal. My first thought was, why isn’t anyone outraged? You’ve got a national ad campaign with someone who is as high as a kite driving a car in order to get food for [...]
Six German states have ordered retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola after an analysis found .4 micrograms (1/2500 of a milligram) of cocaine in one liter of the drink. Well, sort of cocaine. It does come from the cocoa plant but it’s a “non-active degradation product” according to Fritz Soergel of the Institute for Biomedical and [...]
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