Oh, Facebook thank you for bring two star-crossed young people in South Wales together. Leah Gibbs, 23, was looking for love online. 21-year-old Adam Minton was secretly looking for something different– a getaway driver. The two decided to go out on a date after meeting on Facebook. Gibbs’ plan was to spend an evening watching [...]
An Illinois man says he kept a 4-foot alligator in his home because “chicks dig it.” Dewayne Yarbrough, 42, said he kept the animal in a small tank and fed it just once a month to keep its size down. “He stated that he kept the alligator as a pet because it attracted women,” the [...]
Stalkers (or the lovelorn depending on your point of view) have it so easy now. Back in my day, if you were so inclined, you had to have a stakeout or at least drive by the person’s house a few times. Now thanks to Facebook, Twitter, and Flickr stalking requires less effort than making toast. Thanks to smartphones and social networking, people with crushes don’t even have to get out of bed to keep tabs on their “precious”.
I know he had a guitar serenade, he was on one knee, but it was so cheesy. And not in a good way. This move isn’t ghetto and its not even white trash. At least white trash would have decency to propose at a Stuckey’s or even a Red Lobster. What little girl dreams of getting an engagement ring, next to the Sbarros, adjacent to the Steak and Shake, surrounded by flatulent retirees and texting mallrats?
Folks if you prefer salty dogs to rusty ventures, then your ship has come in. Just in time for Valentines Day, are you turned on by the Gordon’s Fisherman or Captain McCallister from The Simpsons? Well, you no longer have to cry “Mayday!” to find that special seaman. SeaCaptainDate.com! is the only website dedicated to Sea Captains and the women (or men) who love them.
Irate that his teenage daughter was dating an older man and frustrated that the police refused to intervene, a German dad went to the 57-year-old’s home and castrated him with a bread knife. Helmut Seifert recently pled guilty to attacking Phillip Genscher; with the help of two of his co-workers he went to Genscher’s home [...]
The body of a prominent Bakersfield physician has been found wedged in her estranged boyfriend’s chimney. Chim chiminey, Chim chim cher-ee the doc was not as lucky as luck can be. Jacquelyn Kotarac, a 49-year old doctor, had been in a troubled on-again, off-again relationship with William Moodie. On Aug. 26 Kotorac who had been [...]
A Brigham Young University student was arrested last week on suspicion of using a stun gun on a woman and trying to handcuff her. Stetson Hallam was booked Thursday night into the Utah County jail on third-degree felony charges of aggravated assault and attempted kidnapping. The 20-year-old BYU sophomore is accused of pinning the 19-year-old [...]
If you’re in your 20s, single and into Chinese guys, I’ve got great news for you. In the 1980s China began it’s now infamous one child policy. To be fair, I can see their point. It is the most populous country in the world. There was a very real threat of overpopulation and a general [...]
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