My Facebook Date Made Me His Getaway Driver

Oh, Facebook thank you for bring two star-crossed young people in South Wales together.  Leah Gibbs, 23, was looking for love online.  21-year-old Adam Minton was secretly looking for something different– a getaway driver. The two decided to go out on a date after meeting on Facebook.  Gibbs’ plan was to spend an evening watching [...]

Man High on Bath Salts Kills Neighbor's Goat

Here’s the best case I’ve heard for legalizing marijuana, it would save innocent goats in West Virgina from nuts like Mark Thompson.  The 19 year old Mr. Thompson went on a ‘bath salts’ bender that resulted in the likely sexual assault and murder of his his neighbor’s pygmy goat. Neighbor Lisa Powers said she bought [...]

Airline Passenger Fined For Chainsaw

Last month, Alan Hanson pleaded guilty to a breach of the Air Navigation Order (Dangerous Goods) Regulations in the U.K.   He was given a conditional discharge and ordered to pay £1,000 ($1,600) in court costs for traveling on an airplane with a chainsaw in May 2010. Airport security staff were alerted to the smell of [...]

Criminals Stick It Where The Sun Don't Shine

A 27-year-old woman has been charged with possession of heroin after 54 bags of the drug were allegedly found inside her genitals.  Karin Mackaliunas, of Scranton, Pennsylvania, was detained by police on suspicion of burglary at a bar in neighbouring Dunmore after crashing her car on Sunday. After searching her for weapons at the scene [...]

Charles Manson Has An iPhone?

Ok so its not an iPhone, but the imprisoned mass murderer was caught last week for the second time with a contraband cell phone.  The last time was in 2009, when he used one to call people in California, New Jersey, Florida and British Columbia; and he received calls from Florida, Massachusetts and Indiana. Who [...]

Trick Sues Escort Risks Jail, While Fountian Lady Faces House Arrest

I’m not sure when we became such a litigious society.  I don’t remember growing up with every Tom, Dick, and Harry threatening to sue me when they screwed up.  I understand the human inclination to place blame somewhere or with somebody; but when the litigant is clearly at fault why do we let them clog [...]

Jennifer Lopez Movie Inspires Wife's Arson and Battery Arrest

A 34-year-old Florida woman was arrested after her husband alleged she attempted to burn his boat, go-kart and Jacuzzi after an argument.  Shannon Wriska was arrested Sept. 2 and charged with a first-degree battery charge and arson, a second-degree felony.  I want to know what J-Lo cinematic classic they were watching that inspired such violence: [...]

Corpulent Canadian Criminal Clashes with Cops

Canadian scales of justice were strained last Friday when it took 15 minutes for an extremely large Edmonton man to plead guilty to charges stemming from a bizarre and violent police standoff. The challenge was getting the man – who weighs between 400 and 500 pounds – in and out of the courthouse. Troy McMath, [...]

If there is a downside to reality TV, then this maybe it.  The woman in the video below is excited that her sister is being arrested.  She’s even more excited that the arrest is being recorded and will appear on a local show called, “County Law”.  I’m hoping that someone from VH1 will cast this [...]

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