Artist rendering of large criminal

Canadian scales of justice were strained last Friday when it took 15 minutes for an extremely large Edmonton man to plead guilty to charges stemming from a bizarre and violent police standoff. The challenge was getting the man – who weighs between 400 and 500 pounds – in and out of the courthouse. Troy McMath, [...]

If there is a downside to reality TV, then this maybe it.  The woman in the video below is excited that her sister is being arrested.  She’s even more excited that the arrest is being recorded and will appear on a local show called, “County Law”.  I’m hoping that someone from VH1 will cast this [...]

Snooki completes a rite of passage, mug shot

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of MTV’s The Jersey Shore was arrested last week for disorderly conduct. Snooki initially refused the arrest attempt.  A source said Snooki had been drinking Patron before the incident. “J-WOWW was spotted trying to talk Snooki into going back into the house,” a friend said. “But Snooki was out of control and [...]

Alexis-Neiers-Lindsay-Lohan

As Lindsay Lohan begins her 90-day sentence at Century Regional Detention Facility, she will most likely come across a familiar face.  The 24-year-old actress will be housed in a 12-by-8 cell in the same jail as E! reality star Alexis Neiers, who is serving a 180-day sentence for felony residential burglary of Orlando Bloom’s home, [...]

Lindsay-Lohan-005

Can someone please explain to me the whole Lindsay Lohan thing? I get that Little Miss Train Wreck is going to serve at least some time in prison and rehab. I get that she’s been surrounded by throngs of hangers-on and a family that treats her like a wing-man/meal ticket. At the ripe age of [...]

pretty-wild-tv

I know I’m late to the party, but I finally got around to watching a few episodes of Pretty Wild on E!  Its a lovely reality show featuring flash in the pan reality star/ criminal Alexis Neiers and her family. Alexis was part of the “Bling Ring”, bored teenagers accused of burgling $3 million in [...]

Sylvina Beagley stole two cars, went on a high speed chase, got tased all while being naked in Utah.

Last Tuesday, cops say a Utah woman stole a car, led the owner on a high speed chase, wrecked that car, stole the police car that responded to the accident, and totaled said police cruiser before finally being tasered.  All while stark naked. West Valley City Police Capt. Tom McLachlan said the chase started in [...]

Nicolas Cocaign admits killing and eating his cellmate Thierry Baudry, but claims he was suffering from psychiatric problems at the time.

A ‘cannibal’ prisoner told a French court how he murdered a fellow inmate and ate one of his lungs ‘because he gave me a dirty look’. Nicolas Cocaign, 38, is facing life in jail for the murder and torture of Thierry Baudry, 41, in the cell they shared in the French city of Rouen. Cocaign, [...]

Guns

Last week the three California Republicans seeking to replace U.S. Sen. Barbara Boxer had their only televised debate before the June 8th primary.  On the big issues, Assemblyman Chuck DeVore, former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina and former Rep. Tom Campbell were in agreement.  That was until they got to talking about the federal government’s No-Fly [...]

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