I was watching clips from the Today show today and they had that kid who got a book for Christmas. Needless to say he was not thrilled and proceeded to call it poo. Fair enough. I know I’ve gotten my share of poo gifts through the years. The clip is, apparently, a big hit on [...]
I believe in recycling (its a pretty good picture from last year). Merry Christmas to all! Peace on Earth!
I am sick of people who obsessively study the Bible and quote it– yet they haven’t learned a damn thing from it. Case in point, the evangelical whiners at Focus on The Family are waging their annual jihad about the “War on Christmas” and the encroachment of secularism with retailers. They have set up a [...]
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa and to our readers in the British Isles and the greater Commonwealth Happy Boxing Day—from the Happiest Place on Earth. I think that covers everyone. If I missed a holiday please let me know. It’s been a rough year, unless you were fortunate enough to be a U.S. bank [...]
Last minute gift ideas…how about a 2009 Sarah Palin Calendar. Its perfect for the right winger in your life who thinks that Governor Palin is the Obi-Wan Kenobi of the Grand Old Party. As far as being the future of the party, she might to keep the news from Alaska on the more positive side. [...]
Apparently its good to be homeless in Milan this year. Police in Milan seized almost 90 pounds of beluga caviar with a street value of $558,300 from a group of smugglers. The police had been keeping the sturgeons’ eggs as evidence for weeks now, but realized that it would go bad soon. The cops figured [...]
So I watched the movie Gremlins for the first time in about 20 years. Largely because nothing else was on and I had forgotten that Phoebe Cates was in it. Phoebe Cates makes my heart go pitter patter. I don’t really remember enjoying the film the first time I saw it, and its still disappointing. [...]
The world famous house of wax, Madame Tussaud’s has an odd way of getting into the Christmas spirit. Four years ago the London location treated us to a pop culture Nativity scene with David Beckham and wife Victoria in the lead roles, as Joseph and Mary. In the background U.K. comedian Graham Norton and Samuel [...]
Because someone has the time to do such things, the folks at PNC Wealth Management say that you’ll need $86,609 this year to purchase all of the goods and services in the classic Christmas carol, The 12 Days of Christmas. Seems awfully steep to me. Keep in mind the $86,609 is to purchase the stuff [...]
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