Personally, furries creep me out. It’s one of those fetishes that I don’t understand, but hey whatever floats your boat. If you really enjoy wearing costume tails, ears and/or animal mascot costumes go for it. It’s a free country. And I guess it’s even better when you can find a friend to indulge you. Now [...]
China has banned time travel and a lot of other reliable and enjoyable science fiction tropes. This comes from new guidelines issued last spring by the State Administration of Radio Film and Television. The guidelines ban plot lines that contain elements of “fantasy, time-travel, random compilations of mythical stories, bizarre plots, absurd techniques, even propagating [...]
Hong Kong Airlines is making all its cabin crew take kung fu lessons to help them to deal with drunk and unruly passengers. All staff had been invited to undergo training in wing chun — a form of kung fu used in close-range combat — but it was only compulsory for cabin crew. The airline [...]
Shaolin monk, Yong Hsueh, has been entertaining viewers on the Chinese version of America’s Got Talent with his special skill. Audiences have watched members of the judging panel come up and kick the monk in the crotch, only to be greeted by a polite bow and sincere smile after each shot.
What is it with Asia’s fascination with all things involving American pop culture? The Europeans don’t really care about us they love their soccer. Latin America kind of cares about us but they’ve got telenovelas and soccer. A wedding at McDonald’s isn’t really something they’re cheering about. But over in Hong Kong, couples who think [...]
And here is why I have problems taking China seriously as a First World country… chaining a child to a lamppost. Its disturbing that the father, even thought that chaining his eight-year to a lamppost made sense. Its more disturbing that sick passersby were actually bidding on the kid. Its not that America is perfect, [...]
Embarrassed by bad translations and tired of utterly confusing English speakers, the Shanghai Commission for the Management of Language Use has been working feverishly for the past two years to correct Chinglish, the often flawed melding of Chinese and English, on public signage and restaurant menus all over the city. Using an army of over [...]
Hey honey, its almost Valentine’s Day. You know what would be a great present? If you would completely abandon your self-esteem and go under the knife for me. That’s right, if you want to be with me… I think I’d enjoy this relationship much more if you looked like Jessica Alba. I couldn’t make that [...]
If you’re in your 20s, single and into Chinese guys, I’ve got great news for you. In the 1980s China began it’s now infamous one child policy. To be fair, I can see their point. It is the most populous country in the world. There was a very real threat of overpopulation and a general [...]
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