Snooki of "Jersey Shore" Arrested & Ten U.S. Strange Laws

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of MTV’s The Jersey Shore was arrested last week for disorderly conduct. Snooki initially refused the arrest attempt.  A source said Snooki had been drinking Patron before the incident. “J-WOWW was spotted trying to talk Snooki into going back into the house,” a friend said. “But Snooki was out of control and [...]

 
Simon Cowell Sued For Humiliating Contestant

Former Britain’s Got Talent contestant Emma Amelia Pearl Czikai is suing Simon Cowell for almost £2.5m ($3.8 million) claiming she was humiliated and degraded on ITV’s Britain Got Talent.  Czikai first lodged her complaint of unfairness and discrimination in January. Obviously, Czikai is unaware of the first rule of good reality TV: Its supposed to [...]

 
Unusual Baby Names Sure To Make Kids Hate Their Parents

Anyone who names their child, “Puppy” should be arrested and the child should be placed in protective custody. The “Most Unusual Names of the Decade” list, was compiled by Bounty Parenting Club a British organization, after it attempted to discover how many parents had tried to give their baby an unusual name. The bizarre names [...]

 
Lindsay Lohan Ready for Jailhouse Rock

Can someone please explain to me the whole Lindsay Lohan thing? I get that Little Miss Train Wreck is going to serve at least some time in prison and rehab. I get that she’s been surrounded by throngs of hangers-on and a family that treats her like a wing-man/meal ticket. At the ripe age of [...]

 
Free Alexis Neiers, I Want Season Two Of Pretty Wild

I know I’m late to the party, but I finally got around to watching a few episodes of Pretty Wild on E!  Its a lovely reality show featuring flash in the pan reality star/ criminal Alexis Neiers and her family. Alexis was part of the “Bling Ring”, bored teenagers accused of burgling $3 million in [...]

 
U Got The Look, That Photoshop Look

Look at almost any magazine or especially any movie poster. No one looks anything like themselves anymore. I thought the whole point of being famous was to be recognized and therefore bankable as a familiar face. I guess the rules have changed.

 
I Used to Think Scott Baio Was a Douche, But Did He Have to Prove Me Right?

I’ve never really had a high opinion of Scott Baio. I went from no opinion to a relatively bad opinion after his reality show, Scott Baio is 45 …and Single. If you caught any of the show this came as no surprise… at the end of it Scott Baio, manchild reluctantly proposed to his long [...]

 
Remember When KISS Came to Our High School

We’re coming to your town we’ll help you party down! Wrong band, but life actually imitated art in 1975 when KISS went to the town of Cadillac, Michigan to play Homecoming. Its one of those bizarre feel good stories with grease paint and rock and roll.  The high school football team got on a win [...]

 
Kim Kardashian Wants to Go Fast, NASCAR Fast

Well America, NASCAR just got a touch of class.  OK, I can’t write that with a straight face.  I’ll just cut to chase, Kim Kardashian has just unveiled her new car… her NASCAR car. I guess that was on the list of how to be a celebrity: (1) Have a somewhat famous last name- her [...]

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