I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much talent on one stage, that’s right I’m talking about Korean boy band K.R.Y. First off you have to commend the genius of covering Paper Lace’s The Night Chicago Died. And then to do a live Western theme. First Sancho Panza pops up out of the floor, [...]
If you felt that last hint of class, style, and grace fade from the Earth it was due to the passing of Elizabeth Taylor at the age of 79. The film icon and humanitarian died of congestive heart failure earlier today. One of the local radio station DJs was trying to explain Elizabeth Taylor to [...]
I know that I’ve ragged on Snooki a lot in the year and a half since she burst into America’s pop culture consciousness. But now she’s done something that I appreciate and want to thank her for. Just this week, Snooki proved her mettle by jumping into the ring on WWE Monday Night Raw. Who [...]
Ok, we are three days out from the 83rd Annual Academy Awards and it took me forever to get my picks nailed down. I’ve listed each nominee along with their number of previous nominations and wins, where applicable (for acting categories I’m counting both leading and supporting nominations). Let’s dive in… Unless of course, The Academy feels that Annette Bening is “due”. I don’t think she is with this particular role. Julianne Moore had the more compelling character in The Kids Are All Right. You could have substituted Marcia Gay Harden in Bening’s role and had the same movie… Melissa Leo and Jackie Weaver cancel each other out for playing manipulative matriarchs preying on their kids and putting the “D” in dysfunctional. Its a question of which do you prefer Leo’s Southie or Weaver’s Aussie brand of crazy…
If this is Satan’s work, then I’m not all that impressed. So Satan made a teenage girl, behave like a teenage girl? The Evil One made Billy Ray’s daughter engage in underage drinking, wear inappropriate clothing, pole dance, try drugs and have candid photos circulating on the internet– all those pedestrian events that seem to [...]
I was watching clips from the Today show today and they had that kid who got a book for Christmas. Needless to say he was not thrilled and proceeded to call it poo. Fair enough. I know I’ve gotten my share of poo gifts through the years. The clip is, apparently, a big hit on [...]
I want to look away, but I can’t. E! has just announced their new reality TV series “Bridalplasty”. And for those of you without a fourth grade education its just like it sounds… brides and plastic surgery! So now I don’t have to record those marathons of “Bridezillas” anymore. I get to see 12 engaged [...]
A 34-year-old Florida woman was arrested after her husband alleged she attempted to burn his boat, go-kart and Jacuzzi after an argument. Shannon Wriska was arrested Sept. 2 and charged with a first-degree battery charge and arson, a second-degree felony. I want to know what J-Lo cinematic classic they were watching that inspired such violence: [...]
Heidi Montag thinks talking about her breasts will get our attention. I’ll admit, that did put her back on the radar. The 23-year-old reality TV personality is desperate to remove the ludicrous G size breast implants that she had fitted last November. This despite shortly after the operation saying that she wanted to go still [...]
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