What is it? Angrophobia is the fear of anger or of becoming angry. People you’re most likely to encounter with this phobia: Democrats in Washington D.C.–because it might actually make them look like they have a spine. Parents of the loudest most annoying children in a restaurant or a mall. They’re afraid of being viewed [...]
Canadian scales of justice were strained last Friday when it took 15 minutes for an extremely large Edmonton man to plead guilty to charges stemming from a bizarre and violent police standoff. The challenge was getting the man – who weighs between 400 and 500 pounds – in and out of the courthouse. Troy McMath, [...]
I’m glad the Canadian women’s hockey story blew over. So what if they were smoking and drinking during their semi-private celebration. It wasn’t like they did it in front of the their opponents or on the medal podium. They waited until the arena was empty and they cut loose, with cigars and champagne. Wouldn’t you? [...]
I’m glad there’s video for this one, because I wouldn’t have believed it. I was surprised because things like this usually occur in Florida. Well that’s unfair. The Florida teachers are usually schtupping their students (Debra Lafave, Stephanie Ragusa, Lisa Robyn Marinelli, etc). This was just a lap dance. Winnipeg high-school teacher Chrystie Fitchner seem [...]
Why do all of these animal attack stories have common elements? Yet again we have the requisite: alcohol, young people, and the breaking and entering a secured animal habitat. I drink quite a bit and I’ve been to a zoos. And yet it has never occurred to me during a drunken haze to go get [...]
Everyone owes Michael Phelps an apology. I think that Michael Phelps was psychic, when he was partying down in South Carolina those many months ago. He was just getting ready for 2010 with some 420. Its come to the media’s attention that next year’s Winter Olympic Games have a rather odd symbol in the Official [...]
It wasn’t really shocking. If the best paid person on your staff is the hair and makeup person, you’re not going to have the brightest staff for the important stuff– like screening calls. Its not the Governor’s fault, her staff handed her the phone– she thought she was speaking to the president of France Nicolas [...]
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