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Barbie, the Girl Who Has Everything…Even at 50

Posted by Geppetto Jones at 10:26 am Living

Mar 102009

Barbie, the Girl Who Has Everything...Even at 50

Apparently some people are recession proof. Ok, in this case not a person but a hunk of molded plastic. Its just the same as it ever was for Barbie, now celebrating her 50th birthday this week, she got a real Malibu Dream House. Mattel commissioned an extreme makeover of a 3,500 square foot California mansion [...]

My Governor is Better Than Yours

Posted by Geppetto Jones at 12:15 am Politics

Mar 052009

Yes, members of his own party hate him. But come on, you have to envy my governor. He doesn’t have to pander to the media or bow before the alter of Rush. Sure his approval ratings in his own state have hit new lows, but has yet to embarrass himself on the national stage. Esquire [...]