The body of a prominent Bakersfield physician has been found wedged in her estranged boyfriend’s chimney. Chim chiminey, Chim chim cher-ee the doc was not as lucky as luck can be. Jacquelyn Kotarac, a 49-year old doctor, had been in a troubled on-again, off-again relationship with William Moodie. On Aug. 26 Kotorac who had been [...]
I’m disturbed by the thought of former eBay CEO Meg Whitman running for governor of California. Sure she has weird skeletons in her closet, like not bothering to vote for 28 years, her links to Goldman Sachs, and her six-figure settlement board room shoving match. But what concerns me the most is the amount of [...]
When I was 16 I wasn’t allowed to use my house key to get into my house after a date. To ensure my mom knew exactly when I got home, my mother would lock the screen door rendering my house key useless. Because she cared. Today rescuers began searching for Abby Sunderland, age 16, of [...]
Last week the three California Republicans seeking to replace U.S. Sen. Barbara Boxer had their only televised debate before the June 8th primary. On the big issues, Assemblyman Chuck DeVore, former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina and former Rep. Tom Campbell were in agreement. That was until they got to talking about the federal government’s No-Fly [...]
If you have a thing for Marilyn Monroe and you just can’t let go, then you need to meet Elsie Poncher. Poncher is offering a golden ticket to an afterlife with Marilyn Monroe… on eBay. She is selling her late husband’s burial spot at Westwood Village Memorial Park, which sits directly above film legend Marilyn [...]
No, this is not a Bernie Maddoff story. This story is from the UK. Apparently a young prison guard is out of a job because she was “too pretty”. In our sexist society, it seems that young women face discrimination for not being glamorous enough. Here we have the opposite taking place. Amitjo Kajla is [...]
The Fourth of July is tomorrow and I’m appalled, because the Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness rights promised in the Declaration of Independence are being denied to our fellow citizens. In Washington, D.C., the city council approved a bill recently that would recognize gay marriages from other states, and the most vocal opposition [...]
Apparently some people are recession proof. Ok, in this case not a person but a hunk of molded plastic. Its just the same as it ever was for Barbie, now celebrating her 50th birthday this week, she got a real Malibu Dream House. Mattel commissioned an extreme makeover of a 3,500 square foot California mansion [...]
Yes, members of his own party hate him. But come on, you have to envy my governor. He doesn’t have to pander to the media or bow before the alter of Rush. Sure his approval ratings in his own state have hit new lows, but has yet to embarrass himself on the national stage. Esquire [...]
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