Bored Billionaire Runs for California Governor

I’m disturbed by the thought of former eBay CEO Meg Whitman running for governor of California. Sure she has weird skeletons in her closet, like not bothering to vote for 28 years, her links to Goldman Sachs, and her six-figure settlement board room shoving match.  But what concerns me the most is the amount of [...]

Mar 052009
My Governor is Better Than Yours

Yes, members of his own party hate him.  But come on, you have to envy my governor.  He doesn’t have to pander to the media or bow before the alter of Rush.  Sure his approval ratings in his own state have hit new lows, but has yet to embarrass himself on the national stage.  Esquire [...]

Whither the Educational Value of Gremlins

So I watched the movie Gremlins for the first time in about 20 years.  Largely because nothing else was on and I had forgotten that Phoebe Cates was in it. Phoebe Cates makes my heart go pitter patter.  I don’t really remember enjoying the film the first time I saw it, and its still disappointing.  [...]

Nov 062008
Schwarzenegger in Obama Cabinet?

Apparently, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s name is being bandied about for a position in the upcoming Obama Administration.  Since I’ve heard this now from both NPR and the Wall Street Journal, I have to give this one some credence.  Unlike the rumors that the Sean John line will design presidential formal ware and business suits or [...]

Nov 042008
Yes, Virginia, I Did Vote Today

I went and stood in line for 45 minutes.  It was a shock to see that many people out of vote at 7am.  I don’t remember seeing this many people at the recall election that put Arnold Schwarzenegger in office.  The only minor snafu was the fact that we have two precincts in the polling [...]

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