I guess Steve Slater fever is everywhere as a Spanish bull in Tafalla decides to do his own version of Take This Job and Shove It, by jumping out of the arena and into the stands. “What could have been a tragedy ended up as a big fright,” Tafalla Mayor Cristina Sota was cited as [...]
The world economy can’t be that bad if you can charge $770 for a beer. Ok its not just any beer it was a specialty beer from Scottish brewery, BrewDog. They created the strongest beer in the world, the 55% alcohol by volume (ABV) End of History to one up German brewing rivals at Schorschbräu [...]
Why do all of these animal attack stories have common elements? Yet again we have the requisite: alcohol, young people, and the breaking and entering a secured animal habitat. I drink quite a bit and I’ve been to a zoos. And yet it has never occurred to me during a drunken haze to go get [...]
Everybody is cutting back in this economy. Instead of reaching for the Godiva chocolates, its Russell Stover or the Whitman’s Sampler. Even cattle are cutting back and scaling down. The phrase I always heard growing up was, “like a bull in china shop”, now apparently all they can do is run rampant in supermarkets. That [...]
An animal attacks a zoo patron… at the Berlin Zoo. I always assumed Germans were smart people, not the sort to jump a fence during feeding time. Somehow this woman decided that she would get into the walled off polar bear habitat– it turned out about as well as you would think. The bears attacked [...]
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