Gallop, the company that helped polarize America into Red and Blue States got bored with politics and decided to measure happiness in this country. According to the New York Times, Gallup randomly surveyed 1,000 Americans to measure the elements of “the good life.” Gallup then came up with a statistical composite of the happiest person [...]
The government doesn’t want you to have any fun. Or at least it doesn’t want your grandmother to have any fun. The FDA, yes the Food and Drug Administration pulled the plug on the Palm Pistol. The gun is shaped like an oval and fits in the palm of your hand. The barrel sticks out [...]
How is it that SNL’s Andy Samberg comes up with catchier tunes than most of the people up for Grammy Awards this year? Not that I’m going to be whistling this one in my car or blaring it with the windows down– but it approaches the genius of last year’s Dick in A Box. The [...]
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