Why do all of these animal attack stories have common elements? Yet again we have the requisite: alcohol, young people, and the breaking and entering a secured animal habitat. I drink quite a bit and I’ve been to a zoos. And yet it has never occurred to me during a drunken haze to go get [...]
The next day, we arrived in the trailer park just before I completely lost feeling in my legs from having the computer riding on my lap. I had never been in a trailer park before or since and here’s why– It was like arriving in a village deep in the Amazon. As we pulled in, [...]
Once upon a time I went on a five month bender with a co-worker/partner-in-crime. Let’s call her Ellen. Ellen was inches away from completely being the poster girl for poor white trash. She was obsessed with having a hot car and a big TV but nevertheless she lived in an efficiency. The rent was only [...]
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