New Zealand is facing an ethical breakfast crisis. As reported in the New Zealand Herald last week there is a “breakfast beer” hitting the market that has angered alcohol watchdogs. The cherry-flavoured, wheat lager by Marlborough brewery Moa is described as “a beer the ladies can enjoy too … if you’re having a champagne breakfast [...]
I’ll lay odd that “slimming” originated in some Conservative backwater Bible Belt state. On the coast, we know that booze are for drinking– not shoving up your keister. Do these kids just drop trou and insert with everyone standing around? A bunch of vajazzled girls and Axe Body Spray wearing pimply faced boys with sore asses, trying to get drunk– but can’t because they won’t put the bottle to their lips!
The world economy can’t be that bad if you can charge $770 for a beer. Ok its not just any beer it was a specialty beer from Scottish brewery, BrewDog. They created the strongest beer in the world, the 55% alcohol by volume (ABV) End of History to one up German brewing rivals at Schorschbräu [...]
There is no punchline for this story, its perfectly absurd the way it is. From the Hearld.ie in Ireland: A reveller at a fancy dress party in one of Dublin’s best known gay bars attacked her ex-girlfriend in a row over a novelty wrestler’s suit. Sandra Talbot (32) assaulted her ex-partner with a bottle she [...]
The Europeans seem to have the most descriptive road signs in the world. Last month we saw that the Romanians had a road sign to warn of drunks crossing the road; now from Northern Italy, the province of Treviso has a road sign warning motorists of hookers. The red-bordered triangular sign shows a scantily-clad woman [...]
You know what I love about small town government? Problems get solved. Case in point, Peter Antal, the Mayor of Pecica, a small Romanian border town had a serious problem. His town apparently has a lot of drunken pedestrians who get hit by cars. “In recent years… some traffic accidents (have) resulted, in some cases, [...]
So its not an outright prohibition but the Russian government wants its citizens to drink less, a lot less. President Dmitry Medvedev want to curb what he call his country’s “colossal drinking” by 72% through price controls and a crackdown on bootlegged vodka. The government will regulate vodka prices, banning stores from charging less than [...]
U.S. Congressman Duncan Hunter (R-CA) took time out from the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell hearings to explain his position to the National Public Radio audience. Somehow interviewer Melissa Block kept a straight face. BLOCK: You are not in favor of a repeal of don’t ask, don’t tell. Why not? Rep. HUNTER: No, because I think [...]
How far would you go for a drink? To the kitchen? To the bar up the street? Try Antarctica, that’s how far distillers Whyte and Mackay are willing to go. The beverage company has asked a excavation team to drill through Antarctica’s ice for two crates of McKinlay and Co. Scotch whiskey that were shipped [...]
 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
RSS Feed
Follow Sarcastic Bite on Twitter
Recent Comments