The world economy can’t be that bad if you can charge $770 for a beer. Ok its not just any beer it was a specialty beer from Scottish brewery, BrewDog. They created the strongest beer in the world, the 55% alcohol by volume (ABV) End of History to one up German brewing rivals at Schorschbräu [...]
There is no punchline for this story, its perfectly absurd the way it is. From the Hearld.ie in Ireland: A reveller at a fancy dress party in one of Dublin’s best known gay bars attacked her ex-girlfriend in a row over a novelty wrestler’s suit. Sandra Talbot (32) assaulted her ex-partner with a bottle she [...]
The Europeans seem to have the most descriptive road signs in the world. Last month we saw that the Romanians had a road sign to warn of drunks crossing the road; now from Northern Italy, the province of Treviso has a road sign warning motorists of hookers. The red-bordered triangular sign shows a scantily-clad woman [...]
You know what I love about small town government? Problems get solved. Case in point, Peter Antal, the Mayor of Pecica, a small Romanian border town had a serious problem. His town apparently has a lot of drunken pedestrians who get hit by cars. “In recent years… some traffic accidents (have) resulted, in some cases, [...]
So its not an outright prohibition but the Russian government wants its citizens to drink less, a lot less. President Dmitry Medvedev want to curb what he call his country’s “colossal drinking” by 72% through price controls and a crackdown on bootlegged vodka. The government will regulate vodka prices, banning stores from charging less than [...]
U.S. Congressman Duncan Hunter (R-CA) took time out from the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell hearings to explain his position to the National Public Radio audience. Somehow interviewer Melissa Block kept a straight face. BLOCK: You are not in favor of a repeal of don’t ask, don’t tell. Why not? Rep. HUNTER: No, because I think [...]
How far would you go for a drink? To the kitchen? To the bar up the street? Try Antarctica, that’s how far distillers Whyte and Mackay are willing to go. The beverage company has asked a excavation team to drill through Antarctica’s ice for two crates of McKinlay and Co. Scotch whiskey that were shipped [...]
Why do all of these animal attack stories have common elements? Yet again we have the requisite: alcohol, young people, and the breaking and entering a secured animal habitat. I drink quite a bit and I’ve been to a zoos. And yet it has never occurred to me during a drunken haze to go get [...]
The next day, we arrived in the trailer park just before I completely lost feeling in my legs from having the computer riding on my lap. I had never been in a trailer park before or since and here’s why– It was like arriving in a village deep in the Amazon. As we pulled in, [...]
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