Airline Attendants Ready For Kung Fu Fighting

Hong Kong Airlines  is making all its cabin crew take kung fu lessons to help them to deal with drunk and unruly passengers. All staff had been invited to undergo training in wing chun — a form of kung fu used in close-range combat — but it was only compulsory for cabin crew.  The airline [...]

Big Tylenol with Wings In Trouble At JFK

And this is why we can’t have nice things.

Airline Passenger Fined For Chainsaw

Last month, Alan Hanson pleaded guilty to a breach of the Air Navigation Order (Dangerous Goods) Regulations in the U.K.   He was given a conditional discharge and ordered to pay £1,000 ($1,600) in court costs for traveling on an airplane with a chainsaw in May 2010. Airport security staff were alerted to the smell of [...]

No-Fly List Is Not A Reason To Bar Gun Sales

Last week the three California Republicans seeking to replace U.S. Sen. Barbara Boxer had their only televised debate before the June 8th primary.  On the big issues, Assemblyman Chuck DeVore, former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina and former Rep. Tom Campbell were in agreement.  That was until they got to talking about the federal government’s No-Fly [...]

Children In JFK Air Traffic Control

I’m all for taking your kid to work.  Hopefully it gives them a sense of work ethic, they get to see what they may want to be when they grow up.  But some jobs, I say no… like air traffic control at JFK International Airport.  How many billions of dollars are spent on Homeland Security?  [...]

Guinness Heiress Goes Wild, Fights Law And Wins

Last March, Clare Irby a descendant of the Guinness brewing family was on a Kingfisher Airlines flight from Bangalore to London. After a reported ten glasses of wine, the single mom was too busy to take care of her son who cried, ran around the plane and who went for some time with a dirty [...]

Oh Stewardess, I Speak Jive

Check out the clip below, its fun.  Its cheeky (literally).  Air New Zealand has conveyed the message that affordable travel can be sexy and fun. Its a nice break from the complete drudgery that air travel has become. To be fair Southwest did try and bring fun back with their “Wanna Get Away” campaign– yet [...]

Sky Toilets - Paying to Go, Must Have Correct Change

I waited to write something on this, but I can’t hold it any longer.  Ryanair, the Irish no-frills discount airline is floating the idea of charging to use the inflight lavatory.  If you’ve never flown Ryanair,  you have to understand that they charge for everything in order to keep the price of the tickets low.  [...]

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