Tweet The problem with being a dead celebrity is that people will talk about you when you’re gone. And you can’t come back and defend yourself from the vultures. Being a celebrity anything, anyone, or anyplace you came in contact with for more than half a second is instantly “interesting”. Take attention starved stage mom, [...]
Tweet I keep seeing a commercial from Jack in the Box where a stoned guy can’t figure out the two tacos for $.99 deal. My first thought was, why isn’t anyone outraged? You’ve got a national ad campaign with someone who is as high as a kite driving a car in order to get food [...]
Tweet Everyone owes Michael Phelps an apology. I think that Michael Phelps was psychic, when he was partying down in South Carolina those many months ago. He was just getting ready for 2010 with some 420. Its come to the media’s attention that next year’s Winter Olympic Games have a rather odd symbol in the [...]
Tweet So the President had his town hall meeting earlier today from the White House, the interesting part was that it was online. Apparently 3.6 million people logged in to vote on more than 100,000 questions that were submitted. One of the top questions… weed. And Obama answered the people. “I have to say that [...]


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